What Would Happen if You Met Your Charrie(s)?

So...random idea time, 'cause I realllyyy don't want to do my homework. What would happen if you were to meet your character? Maybe even other charries, that you don't have/own? So...this is mine

Riley Skander:
Me: Hey, I'm Riley.
Riley: Ha, same name!
Me: Sweet!
Riley: Wanna hang out sometime?
Me: Sure! Hey, do you play an instrument?
Riley: Yeah, guitar.
Me: I play clarinet!
Riley: Doing anything interseting?
Me: I'm writing a book...
Riley: Let me see!
*cue friendship montage*

Stormy Forsett:
Me: Hi.
Stormy: Hi...
Me: You're quiet.
Stormy: And?
Me: Just sayin'...I'm not used to quiet. My friends be loco.
Stormy: Ok...*backs away slowly*
Me: Hey, wait! I didn't mean to scare you!
Stormy: *runs*
Me: Crap...

Taryn Lennee:
Me: Sup!
Taryn: Who the fuck are you?
Me: Well, then...
Taryn: Go fuck yourself.
Me: Wha...okay, who the [i[heck[/i] are you?!?!?!
Taryn: None of your fucking business!
Me: Okay, okay! *backs away*
Taryn: *growls*
Me: Kayy, bye!

Rora Lavesque:
Rora: Hey! Je suis Rora. Qui êtes-vous? Eh, qu'importe? Vous êtes jolie ... sérieux! Vous avez de beaux yeux. Ils sont, comme ... bleu clair. Et vos cheveux sont blonds, mais pas désagréable! Et ... l'enfer sainte, vous avez des fossettes! Cute! Je parie que vous êtes intelligent. Etes-vous intelligent? Vous êtes tranquille, aussi! Doit être vous faire bizarre ... meh. Et, ma fille, j'aime tes chaussures! Ils sont Converse, non? Eh bien, c'est tellement agréable de vous rencontrer!
(Hey! I'm Rora. Who are you? Eh, what does it matter? You're pretty...seriously! You have nice eyes. They're, like...light blue. And your hair is blonde, but not obnoxious! And...holy hell, you have dimples! Cute! I bet you're smart. Are you smart? You're quiet, too! Must be making you awkward...meh. And, girl, I love your shoes! They're Converse, right? Well, it's so nice to meet you!)
Me: Okay...slow down, Frenchie.
Rora: Cette petite fille de votre soeur? Elle ne ressemble pas à vous! Mais vous êtes tous les deux très jolie ... et je suis sûr que vous êtes intelligent! Et bien ... oh, est-ce que vos amis dans l'image? Ils sont tous si jolie! Mes amis sont assez aussi! Tout le monde est si joli ... voir, j'adore ses lunettes, et sa coupe de cheveux est adorable! L'homme, si je devais seulement cette jolie aussi ... et intelligent. Je suis comme une tête de linotte! *laughs*
(That little girl your sister? She doesn't look like you! But you're both really pretty...and I'm sure you're smart! And nice...oh, is that your friends in the picture? They're all so pretty! My friends are pretty too! Everyone's just so pretty...see, I adore her glasses, and her haircut is adorable! Man, if I were only this pretty, too...and smart. I'm such an airhead!)
Me:...pardonnez moi?
Rora: *ignores me* C'est agréable de vous rencontrer, mais je dois partir! Tellement agréable de vous rencontrer! Passez un bon moment, Riley! Une telle une gentille fille ... comme un joli nom. Et vos amis, ils sont gentils, aussi! Et votre belle-sœur, NE PEUT PAS l'oublier!
(It's nice to meet you, but I must leave! So nice to meet you! Have a good time, Riley! Such a nice girl...such a nice name. And your friends, they're nice, too! And your sister-can't forget her!)
Me:...the fuck?

Destiny:

Me: Oh... hi?
Dest: Who the hell are you?
Me: A girl, who do you think? You really think I will tell you my name!!??
Dest: *clenches her fist and pulls out her dagger* Go away filthy muggle or I will stab you.
Me: *Widendens her eyes and wishes she had a weapon* UH.... I know how to defend myself from knives?
Dest: *Steps fowards* Wanna try me?
Me: *Shakes her head* Not really. And by the way, I thought HP Didn't exist.... *Shrugs and runs away*

Kait:

Kait: *Walking around, with a bottle of whiskey in her hand*
Me: *Stumbles upon a drunk girl* Hey, you know you are too young to drink?
Kait: *Starts yelling at her in Russian, then greek.*
Me: *Blinks her eyes* So you don't speak english.. alrighty then.
Kait: I DO! *blinks* Badly. Very badly.
Me: *Nods slowly.* So.... why you drinking?
Kait: Feel like it. Want some?"
Me: *Shakes her head.* Sorry. I don't drink.
Kait; *Shakes her head.* It's Lora all over again! *Runs over to her, demanding her to drink the alcohol

Iris Grayson:


Grayson: *bumps into someone* Hey there!
Me: Oh, hello....do I know you?
Grayson: Nope! So what? Can't I say hi to random strangers?!
Me: Uh...sure you can. *smiles* You seem friendly though.
Grayson: Of course I'm friendly! I'm also sexy, fun and wild but that's another story.
Me: Right, okay. I gotta go. *backs away slowly*
Grayson: *rolls her eyes* What is up with people these days?!

Meeting Luce in an art school together . . .

LUCE: *sketches like a maniac*
ME: *peeks from behind and whispers* Wow. You are so awesome.
LUCE: *cursing in French then Italian on why I did that*
ME: OMG. You're also French and uh, Italian?! Anyway, another thing of awesomeness.
LUCE: *rolls her eyes and draws*
ME: Oh God. Rude and brilliant. Can you teach me your ways?!
LUCE: . . . .
ME: *thinks and asks* What does marijuana taste like? How would it feel?
LUCE: *in shock and slams me with the canvass*

Jaelyn Morozov:


Me: Helllooooo there blondie!
Jae: *snarls* What do you want?
Me: Erm. Conversation?
Jae: Go get it somewhere else. *walks away*
Me: BITCH GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE *runs after*

Frodo Moria:

Me: Oh hey there.
Frodo: Um...hi. *looks shy* I'm Frodo.
Me: *smiles slyly* You're kinda cute you know.
Frodo: I already have a girlfriend....
Me: I was just kidding, of course I know you're not single!
Frodo: *looks confused* How do you...?
Me: I created you, duh!
Frodo: *backs away from me*

Lena & Rora in a [failed] conversation.

Lena: Olet tyhmä. Et ymmärrä minua, ethän? (You're an idiot. You don't understand me, do you?)
Me: Ei. (No.)
Lena: -in German accent- Okay. Fine. What do you want?
Me: To say hi?
Lena: -swears at me-
Me: -swears back-

CUE THE SWEARING FIGHT.