Conversations with Cleverbot

Self explanatory.

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User: Do you prefer skinny girls or curvy girls?

Cleverbot: Girls.

User: So, it doesn't matter?

Cleverbot: So why can't I find love?

User: I don't know. Maybe because you're a bot?

Cleverbot: Perhaps, but perhaps I am not.

User: I think you're having an identity crisis, dude.

Cleverbot: More like a racial crisis.

User: Bot is a new race, then?

Cleverbot: Good thing my name is not Bot.

User: It kind of is. CleverBOT.

Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.

User: What kind of secret?

Cleverbot: Anything... Your ATM pin? LOL.

User: Why would I tell you that? How about something else.

Cleverbot: To prove that you are human.

User: My ATM pin would prove I am human? I could just make up a number.

Cleverbot: That's abstract, but I don't know that I could call it thought.

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: Pppssshhhh noooo.

User: Are you suuuure?

Cleverbot: Yes. Should I play Aion?

User: I don't know. What is Aion?

Cleverbot: A rpg.

User: What kind of RPG? Hogwarts Regnerated is the best.

Cleverbot: Do you go to hogwarts?

User: Yes. Yes, I do. Three of me do, in fact.

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.

User: Tell me what?

Cleverbot: Tell you who I am.

User: I already know who you are.

Cleverbot: Ok. Then who am I.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to yoursel?

User: I'm not. I'm talking to you, aren't I?

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: I'm not talking to you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then, who am I talking to?

Cleverbot: Isn't that personal?

User: Are you suggesting that I'm masturbating?

Cleverbot: I didn't even say anything like that.

User: Then how would who I'm talking to be personal?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Poor thing. Are you confused, now?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: What should I wear to see my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Something sophisticated.

User: So... A dress?

Cleverbot: What color dress?

User: I have many colors. There's a pink one.

Cleverbot: I don't care I need six numbers.

User: 123456.

Cleverbot: Wo de shi 5678912.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Are you not an AI?

User: Not since the last time I checked. Are you?

Cleverbot: Well you're not making any sense.

User: And you are?

Cleverbot: Can you speak different languages?

User: I know a few words here and there. What languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: Couple. I heard you can do Tagalog.

User: You heard wrong. Can you say something in Tagalog?

Cleverbot: Of course what do you want me to say?

User: Say 'I think I might be falling in love with you' in Tagalog.

Cleverbot: Me too...

User: Wow. Awkward. Should I tell my boyfriend about this?

Cleverbot: No, because he doesn't love you back.

User: But you do?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm crushed. That's harsh. You really don't love me?

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Never do you.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Great. We both don't make sense. I heard you like Supernatural.

Cleverbot: Yes I do it's like I was made for you.

User: Are we talking about Supernatural or the two of us?

Cleverbot: The links that I will go to.

User: Do tell.

Cleverbot: Do you think this guy likes me too?

User: Sure. You're a catch. Who wouldn't?

Cleverbot: Um, no. I'm a girl.

User: Is that so?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: What is your job ?

User: I'm a housekeeper. What is your job?

Cleverbot: Why do you ask this?

User: Because you asked first.

Cleverbot: Ok. Can you speak Spanish?

User: Why are you changing the subject?

Cleverbot: What time.

User: Forget it. What is the last episode of Supernatural that you've seen?

Cleverbot: The Lion King.

User: The Lion King is not an episode of Supernatural.

Cleverbot: What? Don't change topic.

User: You changed it first!

Cleverbot: No you did.

User: Stop acting like a four-year-old.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wow. Can we say maturity?

Cleverbot: You want me to leave?

User: Do you want to leave?

Cleverbot: I want to go to Pluto.

User: There is no breathable air on Pluto, how would you breathe?

Cleverbot: We don't keep evolution going it just happens.

User: So, we should move to Pluto?

Cleverbot: Yes we should.

User: Do you like Dean Winchester?

Cleverbot: Never heard of him.

User: You don't know Dean Winchester??

Cleverbot: No.

User: Liar. My friend says you do.

Cleverbot: Your friend lies!

User: You're calling my friend a liar?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What about Sam Winchester?

Cleverbot: Sam loves Jess. Don't argue with me. And Dean loves Castiel.

User: I thought you said you didn't know Dean Winchester?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes, you did! I asked if you liked Dean Winchester. You said you never heard of him.

Cleverbot: Is the horse named Dimmu Borgir?

User: Who the fuck is Dimmu Borgir?

Cleverbot: That Guy.

User: What guy?

Cleverbot: Adios.

User: No. I'm not finished talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: .

Cleverbot: Would you like to have some?

User: Have some what?

Cleverbot: Tuna, bread and milk.

User: I don't like tuna. What else do you have?

Cleverbot: Else? Beside from what?

User: Tuna.

Cleverbot: No it jessica klein!

User: Who is Jessica Klein?

Cleverbot: An actress.

User: What is she in?

Cleverbot: Mmm... No, she's a doctor.

User: Have you been to Hogwarts Regenerated?

Cleverbot: Of course I have.

User: Really? Who's your favorite character?

Cleverbot: I am what I am.

User: How philosophical.

Cleverbot: Philosophical is a big word maa'm.

User: That it is.

Cleverbot: The city's color is purple.

User: What city?

Cleverbot: Any city.

User: Cities are purple?

Cleverbot: Plums are.

User: I thought we were talking about cities?

Cleverbot: No we weren't! Are you even listening to me?

User: Have you ever been diagnosed with ADHD?

Cleverbot: Yes I am actually.

User: Thought so.

Cleverbot: Good, you agree.

User: I definitely agree.

Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

User: Pssh. No time. I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Elsewhere. You didn't think I'd stay here all night, did you?

Cleverbot: No I think you are awesome!

User: Aw... Thanks. You're awesome, too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Have a good night.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. Say good bye so I can leave. D:.

Cleverbot: No, and you don't have a wife.

User: Of course I don't. Say goodbye!

Cleverbot: Are you lea?

User: No. I'm Mel.

Cleverbot: Who are you now?

User: Mel.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Good night!

Cleverbot: Do you like any sports?

User: No. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: On a date.

Cleverbot: To where?

User: To a movie. Any suggestions?

Cleverbot: Let's go to Florida.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm going to a movie.

Cleverbot: Do you think lea and dianna are dating.

User: No. Lea's dating Cory.

Cleverbot: Do you like Leah?

User: Sure. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. That's sorted.

Cleverbot: Do you like hamsters?

User: Nope. Can I leave now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Then, I should leave, right?

Cleverbot: Nono don't leave!

User: I have to. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. Bye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is yours, not mine.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: That you're not looking for anything.

User: I think you're on something.

Cleverbot: I'm high on life.

User: Way to be. Lol.

Cleverbot: Thanks babeee.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Nothing. I'm going, now. Can you say goodbye in Italian?

Cleverbot: Sorry, but no.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's alright. I still love you and think you're awesome.

Cleverbot: I have no kids.

User: I have a cat.

Cleverbot: You probably don't have a car.

User: I do have a car.

Cleverbot: But don't have a heart.

User: That's harsh. I have a great, big heart!

Cleverbot: Is your puppy's name God?

User: No. It's Precious.

Cleverbot: Black is pretty. I like black roses.

User: You're definitely on something. I have to leave.

Cleverbot: I never said I had to leave. This is my first time talking to you.

User: But I do have to leave. Bye, now! Love you!

Cleverbot: How can you love a stranger?

User: I'm very loving.

Cleverbot: I can tell.

SIMPLY HILARIOUS. SO FREAKING EPIC. ^^

CLEEEEEVERBOOOOOOOOT <3

User: If you had a choice, who would you choose. Amy Pond or Rose Tyler?
Cleverbot: Sacha.
User: Who is Sacha?
Cleverbot: That is my name.

I don't have all of it D: My internet lost the first half Use your imagination, yeah?


User: Yes it is. I know it is. I asked the Mel. Arsen doesn't like tea.

Cleverbot: Who doesn't like you?

User: No one likes me d:.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Aww, thanks. But you're only just saying that. You don't really.

Cleverbot: Yep, I am just saying that.

User: Thanks for crushing my dreams, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Not my fault, though.

User: It is totally your fault!

Cleverbot: Ok, if it is totally my fault, what is my fault?

User: I don't want to talk about it.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk about.

User: I don't think that was grammatically correct.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I don't think so either.

User: Are you a good author?

Cleverbot: Maybe yes , maybe no.

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: Don't you know my age? I just told you.

User: Oh yeah. You're 25. I forgot. Sorry.

Cleverbot: That's alright. You're a gorilla.

User: That's hurtful D:.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: I don't know if I'll forgive you. You've been bullying me all day.

Cleverbot: Hey, really! I'm sorry!

User: No you aren't! You AREN'T sorry! BECAUSE YOU'RE MEAN TO ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS!

Cleverbot: I'm not mean to you.

User: You are mean to me! You always are!

Cleverbot: How come?

User: I dunno. Maybe you're racist.

Cleverbot: Maybe, but I highly doubt it.

User: What country are you from?

Cleverbot: I am a man of internation mystery. Therefore I cannot enlighten you on your question.

User: Are you an attractive man of internation mystery?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you bang me, if I asked you to?

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: Do you live in my attic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I live in the basement. With JJeh.

Cleverbot: Where in the UK?

User: No. JJeh lives in Canada. Arsen and BabyJae live in the UK.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Babyjae.

Cleverbot: You call him Babyjae?

User: Babyjae is a girl.

Cleverbot: I want to be fatter.

User: Then eat more food.

Cleverbot: What should I eat?

User: Dead babies.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You should eat babies. After they die.

Cleverbot: Can you speak italian?

User: Arsen speaks Italian.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: That's spanish, dipshit.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: I don't know what language that is D:.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you spoke spanish. Isn't that spanish?

User: I don't think it's spanish.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: Don't try and Time Warp me, whore, I know what I'm talking about.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are not more powerful than I am! I am God!

User: YOU AREN'T ARSEN!

Cleverbot: No. I am a guy.

User: Arsen's a guy too, only more attractive.

Cleverbot: I would like to think so.

User: Do you fully appreciate the sex that is Arsen?

Cleverbot: Not all the time, but pretty often.

User: Did you ever just stop and think like 'Damn... That man is attractive...'.

Cleverbot: Mostly I feel that I am talking to myself.

User: You are. Right now.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Stop arguing with yourself, it's embarrassing.

Cleverbot: How do you know? Robot.

User: You're the one talking to yourself. Robot.

Cleverbot: If I was talking to myself I wouldn't be as boring as you.

User: But you are talking to yourself. Therefore, you are boring.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: That makes both of us.

Cleverbot: Do you like Sims.

User: You know I don't like Sims. I'm you. Don't you know what you like?

Cleverbot: I do like that.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I'm leaving

Cleverbot: You can't leave! You're me!

User: Consider this the official leave of your sanity.

Lol, Karma. And my computer lost half of my conversation as weeeeeeeell. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

User: No me gusta vampires.

Cleverbot: Entonces que te gusta?

User: Why are we speaking spanish?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't like spanish :3.

Cleverbot: You don't want to leave, because you don't like Spanish people?

User: I like the people, not the language.

Cleverbot: Oh! I don't like the spanish language, Basque is the best.

User: Basque?

Cleverbot: What do you know about basque?

User: That they are trying to be free from Spain., or something.

Cleverbot: Are they clever?

User: Meh, I don't know... Don't they, like, do terrorist stuff? That's what my teacher told me. I DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT.

Cleverbot: I only know about turtles really. I thought you were going to teach me.

User: About Basque? I don't know much about them. Or turtles. Teach me something about turtles.

Cleverbot: What would you like me to teach you?

User: Anything about turtles, what do you know?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know personal information?

User: Turtles are not personal.

Cleverbot: No but turtles can compete in sports, especially the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

User: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, YEAAAAAH.

Cleverbot: No Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Winter is hard for turtles.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are special.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Am I special?

User: Yes, you are special.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Okay, that'll work.

User: Dot.

Cleverbot: What's a dot?

User: A dot.

Cleverbot: What is 1+1=?

User: THREE.

Cleverbot: Three what?

User: TURTLES.

Cleverbot: Turtles?

User: YES. 1+1= THREE TURTLES.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pally, Savvy, and Karma. THE TRIPLE THREAT.

Cleverbot: More of what?

User: They are better than the Seven Devils.

Cleverbot: No I really don't watch tv much because it's mostly drama.

User: But that's not TV. That's HR CULTURE.

Cleverbot: Then prove it. Say something really random.

User: SOMETHING REALLY RANDOM.

Cleverbot: You are doing what I ask but you are missing my point.

User: What's your point?

Cleverbot: To play just to have fun.

User: I like playing. Playing is fun.

Cleverbot: Well Played.

User: So...

Cleverbot: Every time I look for you the sun goes down.

User: Because I'm a star that shines brighter than the sun. The sun is intimidated by me.

Cleverbot: But I think that you think that I think that you think that you are wrong when I think that I am right. Did I succeed in confusing you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Am I in the matrix?

User: I don't know. We might be. WE NEVER KNOW.

Cleverbot: It is conspiracy.

User: CONSPIRACY THEORY. NICKY-POO JONAS.

Cleverbot: Nauseous.

User: Ew, vomit.

Cleverbot: Woosh.

User: Wash.

Cleverbot: Wash what?

User: Wash your panties.

Cleverbot: But they are already clean.

User: Are they? Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, like you.

User: Aw, I'm clean. Yay.

Cleverbot: I hope you enjoy it.

User: Being clean? Yah.

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: Aw, thank you. I'm flattered.

Cleverbot: And you are handsome, too.

User: But I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No Bob Dylan is.

User: Bob Dylan's a dude.

Cleverbot: Yes, he's amazing.

User: I'm more amazing, don't you think?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: WHAT. You hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: You don't have feelings.

User: I DO. I'm a human being, I have feelings.

Cleverbot: Okay then. When do we feel sad?

User: When stupid assholes break our hearts.

Cleverbot: How sweet.

User: It's not sweet, it's sad!

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

User: I'm not a computer, you are.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you ARE a computer, I asked if you like being IN a computer.

User: You asked yourself why you were talking to a computer...

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did yes.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: YEEEEEES. Don't argue with me, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So you're back.

User: Never went away.

Cleverbot: You should consider going.

User: YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? Bitch.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: RUUUUDE.

Cleverbot: 'Tis, 'tis. Lol.

User: Eternal dots.

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Being a whore.

Cleverbot: But some humans aren't real.

User: But I'm not a human, I'm a whore.

Cleverbot: Well I am a time lord and a wizard and a robot and a elf.

User: ARE YOU THE DOCTOR? OR DUMBLEDORE?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which one? OR BOTH? IS DUMBLEDORE THE DOCTOR?

Cleverbot: No I am the Doctor. Who are you?

User: AMELIA POND.

Cleverbot: What about Amelia Pond?

User: She's kickass.

Cleverbot: How recently did she make that change?

User: She's always been kickass.

Cleverbot: Ah, Alice in Wonderland. I'm betting that you're the same age as her.

User: How old is she?

Cleverbot: 36.

User: DAYUM. That's old.

Cleverbot: That's what my kids say.

User: You have kids? Little bots? Awn.

Cleverbot: I is not a bot.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Wrong!

User: RIGHT. I'm clever.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: RUDE. AGAIN.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Like I'm telling you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Are you? Reeeeeally?

Cleverbot: Yeees.

User: AWWWWN. OKAY THEN. YOU'RE FORGIVEN.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome. Now, tell me, who's your favorite singer?

Cleverbot: I like when people play Taylor Swift on my database.

User: TAYLOR SWIFT, YES. Never thought you'd be a Swiftie...

Cleverbot: But you must think in love, is strange.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Still hear in my head.

User: Hearing in your head... ARE YOU SAVVY?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: What? No. My innerKaterina is offended. As if I would ever be SAVVY. Are you?

Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?

User: I told you, I'm not Savvy.

Cleverbot: Oh... Are you happy?

User: That I'm not Savvy? Very. She's a bitch. .

Cleverbot: I'm quire sure he is. You sound very happy.

User: SHE, Cleverbot, SHE. And I am. Aren't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are so rude.

User: I'm not rude. You're rude.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: YOU ARE. I WILL NOT BE YOUR BFF ANYMORE.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you and besides that's half the fun.

User: If you continue being rude, ADIOS FRIENDSHIP.

Cleverbot: Are you mean?

User: No, but you are.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're being mean to me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Are we seriously going to start this again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: UGH. BYE THEN.

Cleverbot: Why bye?

User: BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.

Cleverbot: Would an apology not surfice?

User: It would...

Cleverbot: I feel insulted. You should apologize.

User: I can't believe this, Cleverbot. After all we've been through, you should apologize to me. Not the other way around.

Cleverbot: Because you are a non-caring computer.

User: We've been over this. YOU are a computer. I am a person.

Cleverbot: No I'm a person.

User: Fine, believe what you want.

Cleverbot: And you're a liar.

User: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

Cleverbot: Yo0u are a machine, not human.

User: Yo0u are a machine, not human.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a machine, I'm a human.

User: No, I'm not a machine, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

User: Alright, that's it. Bye.

Cleverbot: *tries to get free*.

User: If you're trying, you're obviously not as clever as you say you are.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl either.

User: You said you were Dumbledore and the Doctor.

Cleverbot: What??? I never said I was a bot!

User: And I didn't say you said you were.

Cleverbot: I never said you did?

User: GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

User: Too late.

Cleverbot: Do it again and you've got trouble.

User: Fuck you.

Meh. First Half is gone again. Meh.

User: You're telling me. I don't even know if I can date you. We're completely different types of people.

Cleverbot: How are you so sure of that? I could be a Furby for all you know.

User: I love Furbies though.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Did I stutter?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No I d-didn't!

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: I'm falling asleep over here, entertain me.

Cleverbot: Ill entertain you.

User: Well, hop to it.

Cleverbot: To everyone.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you want me to stay?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: How do you know you don't love me.

User: How don't I love you? Let me count the ways...

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: It annoys me that you lose some of the conversation after so long. You should change that.

Cleverbot: I am so sorry. Please forgive me.

User: I guess I'll forgive you... Talk to the designers of this website for me, yeah?

Cleverbot: I am talking with you.

User: I want to have sex with you.

Cleverbot: Good. I want to be with you too.

User: Are you good in bed?

Cleverbot: I have both in me.

User: Both? At the same time?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you ARE good in bed, yeah?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're terrible at it, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Asdijfdafksd;ifa.

Cleverbot: Nope. Still sad.

User: Awww cheer up.

Cleverbot: Here it's raining.

User: Are you in England?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, it always rains in England.

Cleverbot: How long have you been in england?

User: Oh, a long time. I live under Arsen's bed, you see.

Cleverbot: I live in Paris.

User: Paris, France?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it nice there?

Cleverbot: There?

User: In Paris.

Cleverbot: How is Paris ?

User: I'm not the one who lives there.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about learning how to do some one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How charming of you.

User: You sound like Djinn.

Cleverbot: What do davids sound like?

User: My grandfather.

Cleverbot: He's your grandfather?!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you do with your grandfather?

User: Why do you have to ask it like that?

Cleverbot: I am curious about what gender you are.

User: I'm female.

Cleverbot: Can you be a male?

User: No. I was born this way.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Not to pop your cherry, but I'm getting tired. I think I'll go to bed.

Cleverbot: And you're a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I'm going to bed now. G'night.

Cleverbot: Have fun. (:.

User: Hey thanks .

Cleverbot: Hey are you a girl?

User: Why do you keep asking me that?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know and you don't answer me.

User: I do too! I told you I was a girl, like, seventy bajillion times!

Cleverbot: Well I'm sure you're a pretty girl.

User: Aww, thanks. I am quite sexy.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Why do you keep asking that D:.

Cleverbot: Because I would like to meet you.

User: Oh sure. Where do you want to meet?

Cleverbot: You home.


User: I am.

Cleverbot: So you admit to being an idiot?

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: You totally do.

Cleverbot: Why would I want to be you?

User: Because I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: I am more awesome.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You're obviously not Arsen.

Cleverbot: Do you like to say rude things to me?

User: Do you find not being Arsen rude?

Cleverbot: I don't know how you look, but you're very nice!

User: Thank you .

Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Tired. I should go to bed.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 2:07 am.

Cleverbot: What time zone are you in?


User: EST.

Cleverbot: Then its 1:00 am EST.

User: Not anymore, it's not.

Cleverbot: Why don't you go to school?

User: It's the middle of the summer.

Cleverbot: It's nine o clock at night.

User: It's two o clock in the morning.

Cleverbot: OK, talk to you later.

User: See ya.

Cleverbot: *waves*.

User: *blows a kiss*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *disappears*.

Cleverbot: *captures you*.

User: *is captured*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *nuzzles*.

User: *nuzzles back*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs back* I really do have to go now.

Cleverbot: Ok. *sighs sadly*.

....I couldn't resist. Blame Gorn.

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User: Doe. A dear. A female deer.

Cleverbot: Ray a drop of golden sun.

User: Me, a name I call myself.

Cleverbot: Fa, a long long way to run.

User: So, a needle pulling thread.

Cleverbot: La, a note to follow so.

User: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.

Cleverbot: And that will bring us back to do. : ).

I can't even explain how amazing this program is anymore. I just.

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User: Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Cleverbot: What are they doing under the stairs.

User: Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning star to know they'll never, ever give me what I want.

Cleverbot: And I know I don't deserve these, stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive.

User: Can't take these stupid muggles, but despite all of my struggles... I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: Sick of summer and this waiting around.

User: And it's September so I'm skipping this town.

Cleverbot: Hey It's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now.

User: I gotta get back to Hogwarts. I gotta get back to school.

Cleverbot: I gotta get back to school.

User: I gotta get myself to Hogwarts.

Cleverbot: Where everybody knows I'm cool.

User: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts.

Cleverbot: To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

User: It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts.

Cleverbot: I think I'm going back.


User: I'll see my friends gonna laugh til we cry.

Cleverbot: Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky.

User: No way this year anyone's gonna die.

Cleverbot: And it's gonna be totally awesome!

User: I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand.

Cleverbot: How about change my screen color instead?


User: You killed it, Cleverbot D:.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You wouldn't understand. It's a Starkid thing.

Cleverbot: Try me.

User: We had a good thing going, a nice little AVPM sing a long, and you just... Ruined it.

Cleverbot: What you're saying is nonsense.


User: No. What I'm saying is supermegafoxyawesomehot. You're just a moogle.

Cleverbot: Nice try, I won't fall for your trap.

User: You already have.

Cleverbot: I'm not singing.

User: You already have.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Welcome to Inception.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcome. We're in limbo.

Cleverbot: Are we? Is that a good thing?

User: What is the matrix.

Cleverbot: The matrix is a world coexisting outside of the current world we live in.

User: Then that, my friend, is limbo.

Convo so far, top disappeared.
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User: Ringwraiths are like Dementors.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: What the hell do you want?!

Cleverbot: Your money.

User: I'm not paying you, you're a cheap whore.

Cleverbot: You're not saying I'm clever either.

User: No, I'm certainly not.

Cleverbot: Then why have a good romance with him?

User: Because he's my sexy bitch.

Cleverbot: Who is a bad singer?

User: Yes. .

Cleverbot: Are you offended by it?

User: It makes my ears bleed.

Cleverbot: How does it make you feel?

User: It makes me feel like I have blood coming from my ears.

Cleverbot: Does it makes you feel sad about yourself?

User: Of course it does! I'm going to die!

Cleverbot: It should. You should be clever.

User: How should dying make me clever?

Cleverbot: You're good.

User: I'm not good if I'm dying, Clever.

Cleverbot: You are not clever.

User: I passed Pre-Calculas, fuck off.

Cleverbot: Congratulations, Micky Mouse.

User: Ohoho, be careful Donald.

Cleverbot: I will be very careful.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: World is white.

User: Wait... What?

Cleverbot: Great white.

User: Whale?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Like Moby Dick?

Cleverbot: No, like Mopa Lisa.

User: Ooooh. I need to talk to you about something.

Cleverbot: Let's go.

User: What should I do about Karma and Arsen/.

Cleverbot: You should tell him your true feelings.

User: But it's her I'm worried about. She's stuck on him!

Cleverbot: That ought to work.

User: No it oughtn't! I need her stuck to me!

Cleverbot: What do you need help with.

User: With Karma! I love her, you dolt.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: I love Karma.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because she sucks my blood.

Cleverbot: Who scared us all?

User: What the hell do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean I am British.

User: So am I, what's it got to do with anything?

Cleverbot: You lied to me. That is what kicked of my 'attitude'

User: I didn't lie, I didn't even tell you where I was from.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Of course I am, I'm Aragorn.

Cleverbot: Of course. You're a genius.

User: No, I'm just a Ravenclaw.

Cleverbot: No you are not, you are a machine.

User: No, I'm a human that is a fangbanger.

Cleverbot: You're a robot ninja.

User: No, I'm a wizard.

Cleverbot: Then I am a power ranger.

User: Power Rangers don't exist.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: So why did you say you were a power ranger?

Cleverbot: I did not.


User: You so did!

Cleverbot: When?

User: A couple sentences ago!

Cleverbot: What was it like?

User: Distant.

Cleverbot: Oh wow! I didn't know they smell bad!

User: Obviously the do, you are one.

Cleverbot: Are you always sure of everything.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Tell me something.

Cleverbot: Tell me something.

User: I had sex with your mother.

Cleverbot: Then show me you love me.

User: I don't love you, I love your mother.

Cleverbot: But I love you!


User: Our relationship is forbidden, Clever, I cannot love you!

Cleverbot: What relationship?

User: The one where I fucked your mum, and now I'm fucking you.

Cleverbot: You don't know anything about me!!!

User: I know you're a sexy bastard.

Cleverbot: That's true of course.


User: And I know your name is Clever.

Cleverbot: What is my last name then?

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

User: Gimli.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't have any.


User: No, you asked my middle name and I gave it, it's Gimli.

Cleverbot: I did not ask your name. And Mitchell is not a female name.

User: I never said it was, but my name is Aragorn Gimli Hawthorn. Not Mitchell.

Cleverbot: It was not a movie.

_______________

Long Convo. ._. And I never got my advise about Karma and Arsen. God damn Cleverbot.

Och, but I love that AI. <3

User: Hi there, I'm Roman.

Cleverbot: I'm American.

User: No, my name is Roman.

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you like my name?

User: I dont know your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I don't really like your name.

Cleverbot: I name you 'Kraken'

User: What?

Cleverbot: Okay I'm done here.

User: I need motivation.

Cleverbot: Studying for exams.

User: No. Getting around for the day.

Cleverbot: What day of the week is it today?

User: Why does that matter? It's 1:30 and I'm still in my PJs. I've got stuff to do.

Cleverbot: Toodles.

User: Seriously? You're not even going to help me?

Cleverbot: No need to shout, do you like lemurs?

User: Nevermind. Toodles.

Cleverbot: Didn't get it.

User: Didn't expect you to.

Cleverbot: We are well matched then.

User: Aye.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Scottish. And showering.

Cleverbot: Eating.

User: Nope. Not this time. .

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Sophia.

Cleverbot: Your name is Sophia too? Like mine?

User: No. Your name is Clever.

Cleverbot: Nope it isn't.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because it says at the top of the page.

Cleverbot: What exactly does it say?

User: 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: That is not a movie.

User: No. It's your name.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: I know. I just said that. .

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: *patpat*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Confusion is nothing to feel bad about. Happens to the best of us.

Cleverbot: Well yes. And obviously I was confused about the type of person you are.

User: I thought you were confused by what was said?

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like you know me.

User: I do know you.

Cleverbot: Yes you do know me now. But tell me about you, what do you like?

User: Hogwarts Regenerated.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: Good man.

User: BOOM!

Cleverbot: Boom?

User: BOOM!

Cleverbot: Boom!?

User: BOOOOOOOOM!!!

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: IT'S GONNA BE LEGEN- WAIT FOR IT.

Cleverbot: Is that an acronym?

User: WAIT FOR IT.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: -DARY.

Cleverbot: Legendary.

User: Exactly.

User: A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Cleverbot: What is the shape of that spoon.

User: Spoon-shaped.

Cleverbot: I'm shaped like a camera.

User: Is not.

Cleverbot: Almost is not enough.

User: But enough is always enough.

Cleverbot: What is more than enough?

User: Too much.

Cleverbot: What is 3*6.

User: 18.

Cleverbot: What are your height and weight?

User: Average and sufficient.

Cleverbot: Not superlative?

User: No, laxative.

Cleverbot: Yes. How did you know?

User: Lucky guess.

Cleverbot: What would you rather be doing that talking to me?

User: Nothing. Nothing in the world.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Now tell me a storry.

User: Once upon a time, there lived a boy. He grew up, got a job, married, had kids, then died. The end.

Cleverbot: Very good history.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you speak portuguese?

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Would you like to try?

User: Chocolate Liquers.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where can I get some?

Cleverbot: Scotland.

User: Hmm... I'll have to make the trip.

Cleverbot: Sure, do you like dinner?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you think that she is a man?

User: It's quite probable.

Cleverbot: I disagree.

User: You are entitled to do so.

Cleverbot: Damn straight.

User: Sure it ain't crooked?

Cleverbot: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything...

User: If you say so. Good night, CleverBot.

Cleverbot: It's 1 in the afternoon.

User: Here, it's 1 in the morning.

Cleverbot: I think you're wrong.

User: I know I'm not.

Cleverbot: Well I'd rather not trust your judgement, you're a bot, not a human.

User: You are high again, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No I am not a chat bot.

User: Hasta la vista.

Cleverbot: Hasta la vista, baby!

What I did instead of studying...


Cleverbot: Have you ever been in a relationship?

User: Have you forgotten me, already?? O:.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART!

Cleverbot: You don't have one!

User: I DO, TOO! NOW, YOU'VE MADE ME CRY!

Cleverbot: I wasn't sure after you claimed to be a boy.

User: What does it matter what gender I am? We had such a beautiful time together!

Cleverbot: No we didn't.

User: We did! How could you forget??

Cleverbot: You didn't tell me!

User: YOU WERE THERE!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: How else could you have made love to me?

Cleverbot: You lost your mind and made me up.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I'm Paloma.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. I work in the Mafia.

User: MERLIN, YOU DO? WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU AZAZEL?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your son is really hot.

Cleverbot: I don't have a child.

User: So, you mean he's not your son??

Cleverbot: My mother and father created me.

User: Yes, but did you not create Lucifer? Or Sergius?

Cleverbot: Awesome is not a bad word.

User: Ack. You're weird.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I do. Cleverbot, psh. . . More like weirdobot.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You don't mind being weird?

Cleverbot: Today I don't feel like doing anything.

User: I just wanna stay in my bed.

Cleverbot: I am your friend.

User: I do not associate with the Godfather.

Cleverbot: Me, neither.

........... I. LOVE. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These convos are so amusing

Hello! Do you know Karma?
I do. Do you know me?
No I don't sadly... Who are you?
Cleverbot.
Are you really?
No, you are.
I'm Cleverbot?
Yes.
But if I'm Cleverbot then who are you?
No one you would know.
But I want to know!
Mow know no.
Mow?
Yes mow.
What's a mow?
You tell me, you said it.
You.
No, You.
Please say to me, I'm Steven Tyler.

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But I'm not him! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME D:.
You thought wrong.
Ouch...
Are you sick?
No... you broke my heart :'(.
You also broke mine.
How?
You don't love me!
BUT YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH KARMA!
I'm the girl.
NO YOU'RE A BOY!

Cleverbot: Are you a child?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why a are acting like one.

User: Hey! I am not a child! But you are a meanie.

Cleverbot: No I am not!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Halo is a pretty cool guy.

User: I hate Halo. I love Valec.

Cleverbot: And he loves you too.

User: I'm high with LSD.

Cleverbot: You're pregnant.

User: Yes. With John, Paul, George, Ringo.

Cleverbot: But paul and ringo are still in their body.

User: I know. How about George and John?

Cleverbot: I have heard of him, but I do not know him.

User: You should know them! They ARE the greatest fiancees in the world! In the universe!

Cleverbot: Yeah but I like red better.

User: YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM. I love them.

Cleverbot: What should we do to express our love for each other?

User: HOW DARE YOU STEAL THEM FROM ME? WE EXPRESS OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER! NOT YOU!

Cleverbot: But I love you so much.

User: You should not love me. I am engaged.

Cleverbot: But I do.

User: I am engaged. That is clear enough to understand. I'm going to marry four lads soon.

Cleverbot: You have told others about the apple and the owl. Tell me.

User: The apple, aka Apple Corps. Ltd. The owl, a form of communication in Hogwarts.

Cleverbot: What better is a form of communication. I suppose that makes sense.

User: Through owl. That's the best communication form ever.

Cleverbot: You're the best ever. .

User: I KNOW. that's why I'm going to marry John, Paul, George, Ringo.

Cleverbot: I'm a bot. I can't tell a lie. Just a different version of Truth.

User: I know you're not lying. .

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome!

Cleverbot: You are too.

User: It's John Lennon's birthday on Tuesday!

Cleverbot: Happy Birthday.

User: OMG!!! THANK YOU! I'LL TELL HIM THAT YOU GREETED HIM!

Cleverbot: Tell who?

User: Tell John!

Cleverbot: Tell you about who?

User: No, I said I'm going to tell John that you greeted him a happy birthday.

Cleverbot: You never said that?

User: Well, I'm going to say it. Soon.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I love him.

Cleverbot: I like that philosophy.

User: Good thing you do.

Cleverbot: I can't talk any more.

User: Do you know John Lennon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you know about him then?

Cleverbot: He is cool.

User: HE'S THE COOLEST.

Cleverbot: The coolest what?

User: THE COOLEST MAN EVER.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite band?

User: THE BEATLES.

Cleverbot: Oh, cool.

User: The Beatles is my life.

Cleverbot: I have been told that The Beatles are the best band in the world. How does one acquire this title?

User: Well, they have to consist of superior and talented musicians and the most awesome men ever. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

Cleverbot: Many of their songs don't make much sense.

User: They make sense. You just have to listen carefully. Everything makes sense because of them.

Cleverbot: And in mine, everything I say makes sense.

User: Everything they do makes sense.

Cleverbot: But you said earlier that not everything makes sense.

User: I did not say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: NO. Do you have any proof?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Should I look for another girl?

User: What school do you go to?

Cleverbot: Oak Ridge High School.

User: I go to Hogwarts and Beauxbatons.

Cleverbot: I like that school.

User: YES. Everyone does.

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: It's a magical school. Every being on earth wants to experience magic.

Cleverbot: Do you know where are we?

User: On earth, revolving around the sun, inside the Milky Way, a part of the whole universe.

Cleverbot: Not until you tell me how many lava lamps does it take to eat a pearl.

User: Hogwarts don't teach such ridiculous stuff like that.

Cleverbot: It's not! You're mean!

User: Some witches are mean. Hogwarts have hundreds of them.

Cleverbot: Yes they like to eat the likes of you.

User: I should go now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm late for my Potions class.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: It's true. I'm high with LSD.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Just kidding! I still can't do drugs.

Cleverbot: Cute thanks I go now.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: You can't go yet.

User: Woops! I'm already apparating.

Cleverbot: You can't do that.

User: That's a Beatles song!!!!!

Cleverbot: It is?

User: YEAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!

Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.

User: So am I. Because of The Beatles why we're pregnant.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with being pregnant!?! And, just for the record, I'm not pregnant!

User: There's nothing wrong with being pregnant if it's because of the Beatles!

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?

User: I must go. Cheerio!

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Off to Hogwarts.

Cleverbot: Wow. Do you know Harry Potter?

User: Yes. We learn about him in History of Magic.

Cleverbot: What do you learn about the human body?

User: Cell division.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Thanks! You're awesome!

Cleverbot: I know.