charrie and handler conversatoins

So I don't know if I'm weird or whatever, but I talk to my charries sadly, in my head. It's epic and fun, so just post your weird convos here. PLEEEEASE MERLIN SAY I'M NOT AN ODD CHIIILD :c

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My charries: LET US DIE YOUNG OR LIVE FOREVERRRR.
Me: WE DON'T HAVE THE POWER, BUT WE NEVER SAY NEVER.
Angel: We were talking to you, not asking you to sing.
Valentina: What she said.
Me: Be good, and I might just consider.

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Me: BUFFALOS!
Yefrem: What?
Me: I dunno. Figure it out.

Me: Wow Jess, you're actually a terrible flirt.
Jess: Pscht, better than you.
Me: SHUT UP.
Jess: You know it's true.
Me: Coming from the girl who says to a guy that she wants to just look into his eyes.
Jess: You think that about-
Me: Jess Lupin I will bitch-slap you...


.-.
You're not weird. I do this too.

Me: I want a piggyback ride.
Yefrem: No.
Me: Excuze moi? Did you just say no?
Yefrem: Yes, I did. I said 'no' because I'm sick of your commands.
Me: *Huffs* You're going to give me a piggyback ride.
Yefre: N-
Me: I WILL DROWN YOU IN A PIT OF ACID, DROP YOU IN A VOLCANO AND EAT YOUR REMAINS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK NOW!
Yefrem: Geez, woman. Calm down.
Me: Pweeeeease?
Yefrem: Fine.
Me: YAYYY!

Ellie: La la la la la, I'm so prettehfuls.
Me: Shut up...
Ellie: But I'm so pretteh!
Me: Ellie, I swear...
Crystal: *cries* WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU?! *runs and hides*
Me: CHRIS!
Tiana: You don't have to shout... *sighs*
Me: Ti!
Jess: All of you just shut up oh my god I'll kick you.
Belle: *growls*
Me: You guys are just out of control.
Crystal: I has camera.

Oh I do it too.

Me: Mel, you are so naïve right now.
Mel: What? *dances around*
Me: No, I just- Will you please stop dancing for ONE MINUTE and listen to me?
Casey: Why do you have to be like that? Let the girl dance! *joins in dancing*
Me: Oh look, now you've got her started!
Veronika: Where are my boys? You said you were going to get me boys.
Me: *rolls eyes* You'll get some when I get around to it.
Veronika: *pouts*
Me: *looks at other two, gives up and dances with them.*
Veronika: Mel, I'm gonna go flirt with your brother. *walks away from the insanity after stealing my wallet*
Me: Hey! I GAVE YOU LIFE WOMAN, YOU GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!!! *is hit in the face with her own wallet* Thanks.

Me: Isn't life great right now?
Paloma: No...
Me: What's gotten into you, you're always so. . . normal.
Paloma: I'm lacking boys and fun. DID YOU KNOW I'M ONE OF THE ONLY FIFTH YEARS THAT HAS NEVER HAD A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP? MY LAST "BOYFRIEND" WAS WHEN I WAS 11. THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT.
Me: Omg girl, I feel you. LET US BE FOREVER ALONE. Gah, all my friends are dating/hooking up and I'm just so awkward and-
Charlotte: Aw, it's okay. You two are perfect, the way you are. One day, there'll come a guy that will be the right one for you. Just wait.
Camille: Oh, shut up Charlotte. You're cute and all, but that talk is old. You just live in those stupid novels, that kind of romance doesn't exist in real life, sweetie. I think y'all should stop whining and get to snogging some boys. Much more fun.
Alec: I'm a boy. I'm single. Kiss me.
Camille: Oh, you're pretty sexy. Let's make out.
Katerina: What a bunch of sluts.
Annaelle: Like you believe in love...
Katerina: I may not believe in love, but I have more respect for myself than to snog the first boy that comes my way. And you don't know me, shut up before I try to kill you.
Annaelle: Hey! I'm supposed to be the attention-seeking psycho one who tries to kill her brother.
Camille: But I'm the attention whore!
Me: No, you're the talkative one who thinks she's the best thing since glitter.
Camille: . . . I don't even like glitter.
Alec: But I like you. All of you. Even you, handler.
Me: Shut up, Alec.
Paloma: . . . you like me?
Alec: I do.
Paloma: That's sweet. You're just saying that, but I kind of don't care. It feels nice.
Alec: As would my lips on yours.
Paloma: Hehe.
Alice: PALOMA! NO! Wait, on second thought. . . that'll get our parents pissed. DO IT.
Charlotte: I'll just. . . go back to my book.
Me: I'll just go back to my life.

Me: Oh my god, I'm going to die forever alone.
Ellie: Now, don't think like that!
Fletcher: Yeah! I mean, chasing girls is just like chasing... Skittles!
Ellie: Fletch, that made no sense.
Fletcher: You're just too dumb to realize that I'm a genius.
Ellie: SHUT UP.
Fletcher: And that Timothy of yours-
Ellie: SAY ONE THING ABOUT TIMOTHY AND I SWEAR I WILL SHOVE YOU OUT OF A CAR ON A MOTORWAY TRAVELLING A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR. NOW SHUT UP. TWERP.
Fletcher: *gulp*
Ellie: Anyway! You'll find someone. Love isn't about looks, it's about personality! And you've got a great one! *le super pretty hair flick*
Me: ...shut up.
Belle: That's my catchphrase.
Taylor: No, it's mine, wolfy.
Belle: I will kick you...
Taylor: Bring it. Bumble. *attacks*
Belle: It's on, you little brat. *claws*

Me: I need new friends...
Crystal: I'll be your friend!
Xaria: Or me! We'll go on adventures!
Nadia: Now, ladies. I'm sure zat she would razer be my friend!
Tiana: Actually, if you calculate the fact that we're the same age and both into books over the fact that you guys are all too irritating to ever hang around with-
All: TIANA SHUT UP.
Me: That's not very nice...
Fletcher: Nor's your face. *runs*
Me: ...yep, getting new friends. Definitely getting new friends.

Me: And let's play the song again!
Angel: *groans* It was cute the first few times, but now you're just pissing me off.
Emelie: YEAH! I love it! *Dances*
Mikhail: ...
Valentina: PLAY IT AGAIN!
Yefrem: I've given up on finding out what our problems are...
Angie: PLEASE NO! You must've played it at least 134744579987643423346890 times already!
Storm: That was a big number...
Mikhail: I just lost track of what's going on...
Me: *Points a gun at Angie's head* Say one more thing against it, and I shoot.
Yefrem: You're crazy!
Me: Thanks.
Angie: Fine, play it again.
Me: Like a boss.
Mikhail: I'm just going to go...
Me: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE IIOTS!
Angel: ...
Yefrem: ...
Emelie: Yeah, and I love you, too.
Storm: Number one handler...
Mikhail: Okay, I'll stay.
Valentina: HEY! I'M THE MOST SANE OF ALL OF THESE!
Me: Whatever, Val...
Angel: Dudes, stop.
*Le awkward silence*
Storm: *Hums along as Little Things plays*
Angel: I give up. You're all insane.

Me: I'm awesome, your arguments are invalid.
Emelie: There are so many things we're better than you in.
Mikhail: Yeah!
Me: Well, I'm better than you in making your lives crap.
Angel: Oh, yeah? I haven't been sad in a while now. I can even smile, see? *smiles*
Me: ...
Emelie: I'm getting better at letting go of the past.
Me: Yeah. You're the only one of my charries that has admitted to loving someone.
Emelie: ...
All: *Gasp*
Angel: You wanna race?
Me: Bring it on, whore.

Lena: You're a very tasty cookie.
Me: Leave me the fuck alone. -grins-
Lena: How come you let someone say it to you and get away with it?
Me: I like that someone, and you might eat me. See the difference?
Lena: Do you know what you should do?
Me: No...
Lena: You should ask him out.
Me: How about no.
Tshering: -waltzes in- Y'know, you could always fuck him.
Me: How about no.
Millicent: I agree with Tshering. You two should totally shag.
Me: ...
YOU GUYS.
HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?
Millicent: Older than J.K. Rowling?
Tshering: I have dibs on her V-card.
Me: ...
Lena: It's okay, Rora. You can always tell him you like him and be done with him. Then tell that to all the other guys.
Me: Oh, Lena. I'm sorry I'm not dashing like you are and not have a beautiful bouncing ginger sometime in my past.
Millicent: You can always be me. A twelve-year-old whore.
Me: ... but I'm older than you.
Millicent: A fourteen-year-old whore, then.
Adele: QUIT BOTHERING RORA! -huggles Rora-
Me: -huggles back- SEE? AT LEAST SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
Tshering: Fuck Adele.
Lena: Leave Adele alone. She's fragile.
Adele: YOU CALLING ME DUMB?
Me: Leave each other a -

Ellie: You know what rocks right now?
Me: What?
Ellie: Life...
Me: Speak for yourself.
Ellie: Uh oh, I feel a rant coming on.
Me: Shut up, Ellie McQueen? *grins*
Ellie: *blushes*
Me: Okay. Tellie is my top.
Ellie: Top? You mean otp?
Me: ...shut up, El.
Ellie: Oh, so you let everyone else take the piss, but-
Me: El.
Ellie: J.
Me: ...you're a bitch.
Ellie: And you're a hermit who never leaves her room.
Me: COLD.
Ellie: But true.

...well fu Ellie.

Casey: ZOMG, DANNI IS IN THE HOSPITAL, PANIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!
Mel: Aw, that's so sad, I hope he gets better.
Veronika: *looks over with disdain while casually filing nails* Get over it.
Me: Vero, have a heart! The child is clearly distraught. *pulls Casey over in a hug*
Casey: *freaks and flails, wiggling out and runs off into traffic*
Veronika: Good job genius. *blows on nails*
Me: *glares at Vero* Shut up. Mel still loves me, right Mel?
Mel: Actually, I think you might have killed her. I'm not sure whether that semi just hit her or not.
Casey: *jumps up and continues running and screaming*
Mel: Oh, nope she's fine.
Me: *glares at all* We never speak of this again, got it?
Mel: My lips are sealed.
Veronika: Whatever. *casually pulls Casey out of the path of a speeding car*

Me: What is a good plot for Abigail and Dylan?
Dylan: Just let us be happy for once.
Abigail: Yeah, stop destroying us whore!
Me:... well, at least I don't treat you as bad as Kait.... or the ones I have forgotten about... or the ones I have killed off...
Abigail: You beheaded Passion when she did nothing wrong
Me: Its the innocent and nice ones that get treated badly
Kait: I was never innocent, but I got treated badly
Me: *Shrugs* You were there. So why not? You kind of deserved it you know.
Kait: *Chokes Manda to death*
Every charrie: *Cheers Kait on*