Fail Thread

[12:05:41] Aldan Chaos : Why are people posting my madness in the fail thread so much lately?
[12:05:46] Aurelie Bones : haha
[12:05:50] * Amaya Pirie is huggled "Hello to you too"
[12:05:54] @ Arsen Salvator : yeah what did you owl him?
[12:05:57] Aurelie Bones : Melly, looks like you have some competition in the fail royalty
[12:06:02] Amaya Pirie : Because you're the King of fails
[12:06:12] @ Melanie McKinnon : BUT I AM THE QUEEN.
[12:06:16] * Melanie McKinnon huggles her throne
[12:06:23] @ Melanie McKinnon : ITs been mine since February! Bitch dont even try !
[12:06:25] Aldan Chaos : Does that make you my lover?
[12:06:36] @ Melanie McKinnon : You're way to young for me pumpkin

[21:20:29] Melly's Cat : you bad, bad girl

[21:20:34] Laurasia Boulstridge : xD

[21:20:35] Amaya Pirie : XD

[21:20:41] * Melanie McKinnon tries not to laugh

[21:20:50] Melly's Bulldog : ^^

[21:21:00] * Melly's Cat peeks into the abyss and jmps bakc. "WHOA."

[21:21:09] Melly's Bulldog : who, me? i'm not a girl Surprised i'm melly's bulldog ^^

[21:21:11] * Melly's Cat fans herself with a kitty paw. "Hot in there."

[21:21:19] Melly's Cat : you bad, bad god

[21:21:20] Melly's Cat : *GOD

Here's your proof people, Melly's Bulldog is GOD!

SHe is not! She is a dog!

You mean, he is?

[21:25:39] Melly's Bulldog the God : AMAYA PIRIE, YOU JUST GOT EATEN.

[21:25:53] * Georgie Vane strokes Mellys cat

[21:25:57] Georgie Vane : Wink

[21:25:58] * Melly's Cat eats GOD

[21:25:59] Melly's Cat : OMMMGGG

[21:26:02] Melly's Cat : I JUST ATE GOD

[21:26:09] * Melly's Cat hacks god up with a hairball

[21:26:11] Georgie Vane : ... :O

[21:26:18] @ Melanie McKinnon : DID ANYONE HERE SEE MERLIN?

[21:26:23] * Laurasia Boulstridge dies again.

[21:26:30] Ariadne Ellingham : YES

[21:26:40] * Melly's Bulldog the God revives himself because he is God.

[21:26:43] * Amaya Pirie is eaten D:

[21:26:44] Melly's Bulldog the God : Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerliiiiiiiiiiiin

[21:26:44] * Ariadne Ellingham pins down Blaire

[21:26:50] Melly's Bulldog the God : Meeeeeeeeeeerliiiiiiin

[21:26:55] Melly's Cat : NO SPOILERS

[21:26:58] Melly's Cat : MNE NO WATCH IT YET

[21:26:58] * Blaire Vandever is pinned down

[21:27:01] * Melly's Cat covers her ears

[21:27:06] @ Melanie McKinnon : WORST EPISODE EVER.

[21:27:08] Melly's Bulldog the God : Hey dan, i send a pm to richard

[21:27:22] Melly's Bulldog the God : yes, awful episode

[21:27:29] Amaya Pirie : SAVE ME! IM IN THE BULLDOG GOD'S STOMACH!!! Razz

[21:27:30] Melly's Cat : DONT TELL MEEEE

[21:27:35] Melly's Cat has logged off the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:27 pm

[21:27:44] Blaire Vandever : BRB

[21:27:52] Melly's Bulldog the God : hahaha Very Happy

[21:27:56] Melly's Cat joined the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:27 pm

[21:28:01] * Melly's Cat peeks in

[21:28:04] Melly's Cat : no more spoilers?

[21:28:12] * Aldan Chaos yawns

[21:28:14] Melly's Bulldog the God : hey kitty

[21:28:20] Melly's Bulldog the God : awful episode

[21:28:31] Melly's Cat has logged off the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:28 pm

[21:28:35] Melly's Cat : I HATE YOU

[21:28:35] Melly's Cat joined the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:28 pm

[21:28:36] Melly's Cat has logged off the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:28 pm

[21:28:41] Melly's Cat joined the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:28 pm

[21:28:43] Melly's Cat has logged off the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:28 pm

[21:28:43] Melly's Bulldog the God : to think i dont even watch merlin

[21:28:49] Melly's Bulldog the God : hahaha

[21:28:54] Melly's Bulldog the God : i tricked her Very Happy

[21:28:58] Arsen Salvator has been disconnected on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:28 pm (session timeout)

[21:29:06] Melly's Bulldog the God : and now shes raping the log in/out button

[21:29:09] * Melly's Bulldog the God evil laughs.

[21:29:11] Amaya Pirie : It's not what happened in the book, which irritated me >.<

[21:29:13] Melly's Bulldog the God : muahauahauhauahuahauah

[21:29:19] Amaya Pirie : Lol, Nav Razz

[21:29:28] Melly's Cat joined the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:29 pm

[21:29:42] Melly's Cat : iiiii haaatteeeee yoooouuuuuu

[21:29:58] Melly's Cat : THIS BETTER NOT GET INTO THE FAIL THREAD

[21:30:12] Melly's Bulldog the God : hahaha Very Happy

[21:30:17] Melly's Bulldog the God : fail thread

[21:30:19] Melly's Bulldog the God : now

[21:30:27] Georgie Vane : I havent watchied it yet ;(

[21:30:36] Melly's Cat : iiiiiiiii looooaaaatthhheeeee yyyooouuuu

You know you love me ^^

[12:42:09] Georgie Vane : I wasn't yaying at that, that mkes me seem men
[12:42:13] Georgie Vane : -meen
[12:42:15] Georgie Vane : not men
[12:42:20] Georgie Vane : I am a woman
[12:42:32] Georgie Vane : -Mean maybe
[12:42:33] Melly's Cat : ..
[12:42:44] Melly's Bulldog the God : yaaaaaaaaaays
[12:42:50] Georgie Vane : Ignore me please while I go into the hole I just dug
[12:42:52] Georgie Vane :
[12:43:01] Melly's Cat : FAIL THREAD

[20:59:50] * Aurelie Bones will kiss someone if she gets snogged
[20:59:51] Aurelie Bones : WAIT
[20:59:51] Lola Peppermint : ARSEN!
[20:59:52] Aurelie Bones : NO
[20:59:52] I Speak Siganese : The snogging machine has left the building
[20:59:53] Lola Peppermint : Hi Amaya
[20:59:55] Aurelie Bones : KILL
[20:59:56] * Joshua Renaldi is jumped on
[20:59:57] Aurelie Bones : I MEANT KILL
[21:00:03] Aurelie Bones : I WILL NOT KISS ANYONE
[21:00:14] Lola Peppermint : ARI
[21:00:16] Lola Peppermint : AURIE
[21:00:21] Aurelie Bones : Good
[21:00:22] Captain Jack Sparrow has logged off the chat on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:00 pm
[21:00:25] Joshua Renaldi : If you get snogged, then yes, you will kiss someone
[21:00:25] Georgie Vane : FAIL THREAD



Revenge xD

[13:09:39] Baseball Glove ForLeftie : do not surche anymore
[13:09:41] * Aurelie Bones huggles Melly. "HE'S COMING OMMGGEEE."
[13:09:43] Baseball Glove ForLeftie : *siears
[13:09:46] Baseball Glove ForLeftie : *seacrh
[13:09:48] Baseball Glove ForLeftie : *search
[13:09:54] Baseball Glove ForLeftie : damnmit!
[13:10:00] Baseball Glove ForLeftie : *dammit

I can spell ^^

This... isn't a fail... but it's so amazin.

[20:04:52] Karma Black : hey aur. Ready for the most amazing thing you will ever see?

[20:05:18] Aurelie Bones : okee?

[20:05:31] Karma Black :

[20:05:45] Karma Black : Okay, are you ready for WHY this is the best thing in the world?

[20:06:16] Aria : yeah

[20:06:19] Aurelie Bones : ...

[20:06:22] Aurelie Bones : why?

[20:06:27] Karma Black : This is every single frame from every Harry Potter movie put into barcode form.

[20:06:48] Aria : Wow.

[20:06:59] Aurelie Bones : oh

[20:07:00] Aurelie Bones : my

[20:07:02] Aurelie Bones : god

[20:38:42] Zachary A. Jones has been disconnected on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:38 pm (session timeout)

[20:39:34] J. J. Jones : awww, zach finally died Sad

[20:39:59] * Tesla Gordon waves at zachs ghost and huggles jj.

[20:40:29] Alicia Wood joined the chat on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:40 pm

[20:41:04] J. J. Jones : J. J. sniffles sadly, and is huggled

[20:41:34] J. J. Jones : shott... that should be all '/me'ed

[20:41:49] J. J. Jones : * nand that should be Shoot, not shott

[20:42:03] J. J. Jones : *and no 'n' on and

[20:42:09] J. J. Jones : .... not my moment

[20:42:23] J. J. Jones : WB alicia

JJ being JJ and than spontaneously changing the topic

[19:52:15] Demo Matimarcan joined the chat on Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:52 pm

[19:52:15] Anis'Nataeasel has been disconnected on Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:52 pm (session timeout)

[19:52:21] Demo Matimarcan : Aw, damn.

[19:52:27] Demo Matimarcan : SOMEONE COME ON.

[19:52:31] Demo Matimarcan : I AM SO HAPPY TODAY.

[19:52:52] Demo Matimarcan : I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY JUST BY BEING HAPPY.

[19:53:04] Demo Matimarcan : YOU BUY STUFFED PANDA, YOU GET GOOD LUCK.

[19:53:05] Demo Matimarcan : DFJGKHNMLI

[19:54:33] Demo Matimarcan : I NEED TO DO MY BOOK REPORT, OMG

[19:54:39] Demo Matimarcan : I ALMOST FORGOT.

[19:54:44] Demo Matimarcan : WELL WHATEVER.

[19:54:50] Demo Matimarcan : I SHALL DO IT NOW.

[19:54:56] Demo Matimarcan : BUT STAY HERE.

[19:54:59] Demo Matimarcan : CAPS

[19:55:05] Demo Matimarcan : CAPS LOCK IS OOOOOOOOOOOON

[19:57:35] Demo Matimarcan : bhvcfnhm


He missed me by a split second. And then he FAILED. Talkin to yourself, huh Demo?

Hahaha... things that you do when you're alone...

[18:32:29] Aurelie Bones : don't worry Saph
[18:32:35] Aurelie Bones : YOU AND I CAN BE ALONE TOGETHER
[18:32:38] Aurelie Bones : ....
[18:32:40] Aurelie Bones : oh shit, second time I've said that
[18:32:45] Aurelie Bones : IN A STRICTLY PLATONIC WAY


Well done Aurieeeee

[19:18:33] Georgie Vane : Snog or Push off cliff with Arsen and Aldan cba to find another person
[19:18:49] Aurelie Bones : fine
[19:18:54] Aurelie Bones : snog, arsen def.
[19:19:01] Aurelie Bones : push off cliff, Danny boy
[19:19:52] Georgie Vane : Hahaa, I shall accidently put this on fail thread

Not a fail but I am sorry Danny, you're not loved enough!!

[12:53:49] Aldan Chaos : Oh you're playing snog-a-thong?
[12:53:52] Aria : Where, Iva?
[12:53:53] Aldan Chaos : errr *snog-a-thon
[12:53:56] Aurelie Bones : oh shush Danny
[12:54:02] Aurelie Bones : THAT IS GOING IN THE FAIL THREAD

BRAVOOOO DANNY

[17:37:01] * Stephen Collins pokes Danny. "So is it going to follow the plot more or less?"
[17:37:23] Aldan Chaos : yeah
[17:37:33] Stephen Collins : hahahaha
[17:37:37] Aldan Chaos : oh
[17:37:38] Stephen Collins : then you have to take me to the Yule ball
[17:37:38] Aldan Chaos : damn
[17:37:42] Aldan Chaos : why must you be Ginny?
[17:37:53] * Stephen Collins cracks up
[17:37:56] Stephen Collins : I totally did not think of that
[17:38:00] * Aldan Chaos grumbles
[17:38:06] Stephen Collins : I was just thinking that Ginny is so awesome
[17:38:09] Stephen Collins : and now i just realized it
[17:38:12] * Stephen Collins giggles
[17:38:16] Stephen Collins : well....
[17:38:20] Stephen Collins : Aru does
[17:38:48] Stephen Collins : *aur
[17:38:52] Iva Popov : I gota take a shower
[17:38:53] Stephen Collins : Stephen does not giggle

[20:23:38] * Aldan Chaos snogs Testicles back

[20:24:07] Tesla Gordon : you snogged testicles?

He snogged Testicles.

'Tis a fail. MEL ABUSING @ POWER!

For the top:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aurelie Bones is currently rolling around in laughter.

[16:56:20] Demo Matimarcan : WHY IS YOUR FACE SO CHICKENY

I dunno.

I just found that funny.

WHY IS YOUR FACE SO CHICKENY?

His Psychiatrist Appears!

[17:06:18] Demo's Psychiatrist joined the chat on Mon 5 Dec 2011 - 17:06
[17:06:23] Demo's Psychiatrist : Hello Demo
[17:06:44] Demo's Psychiatrist : it's very nice to meet you
[17:06:46] Demo's Psychiatrist : at long last
[17:07:01] * Demo's Psychiatrist pats Demo on the head
[17:07:25] Lettika Snow : This should be good...
[17:07:33] @ Sophia Wyse : lmao
[17:08:21] Demo's Psychiatrist : XD
[17:09:05] Demo's Psychiatrist : that is
[17:09:07] Demo's Psychiatrist : if he ever replies
[17:09:57] Demo Matimarcan : I'm scared.
[17:10:03] Demo Matimarcan : Psychiatrist doesn't talk.
[17:10:17] @ Sophia Wyse : Now s/he does...
[17:10:19] Demo Matimarcan : Does she?
[17:10:38] Demo Matimarcan : NO, THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, SHE DOESN'T.
[17:10:39] Demo's Psychiatrist : i'm a she
[17:10:42] Demo's Psychiatrist : hello
[17:10:45] * Demo's Psychiatrist leers at Demo
[17:10:47] Demo's Psychiatrist : muahahahahaha
[17:11:34] Demo Matimarcan : Great, now I'm going to get pregnant. Again. And m-preg is not fun at all.
[17:11:52] * Lettika Snow laughs and munches on popcorn
[17:12:00] @ Sophia Wyse : Whaaat?
[17:12:03] Demo's Psychiatrist : Pregnant?
[17:12:04] @ Sophia Wyse :
[17:12:05] Demo's Psychiatrist : Again?
[17:12:07] Demo's Psychiatrist : Now, Demo,
[17:12:08] @ Sophia Wyse : No, no
[17:12:18] @ Sophia Wyse : We've got two pregnant people on here, already
[17:12:21] Demo's Psychiatrist : You know that it's better to be happy than mpreg
[17:12:22] @ Sophia Wyse : We don't need a third!
[17:12:36] Demo's Psychiatrist : your baby will be deformed unless you're a woman in disguise
[17:12:38] Demo's Psychiatrist : are you?
[17:12:40] Demo Matimarcan : I'M JUST EMOTIONAL,OKAY, NOT PREGNANT, GOSH
[17:12:41] * Demo's Psychiatrist folds her hands.
[17:12:47] Demo's Psychiatrist : "Now, Demo, you can tell me everything."
[17:12:52] Demo's Psychiatrist : I AM your psychiatrist
[17:13:31] Demo Matimarcan : Well... I ate a strange looking chocolate bar, and now I'm throwing up a lot... did the chocolate bar get me pregnant?
[17:13:48] Demo's Psychiatrist : yes
[17:13:54] Demo's Psychiatrist : it probably did, Demo
[17:14:02] Demo's Psychiatrist : If you ate a banana as well, you would've had twins
[17:14:10] Demo's Psychiatrist : now, have you been getting dizzy lately?
[17:14:30] * Sophia Wyse is reading this all to roommate
[17:14:41] * Sophia Wyse 's roommate shake's head
[17:15:01] Demo Matimarcan : Well, I've been feeling dizzy for the past 4 years now.
[17:15:05] Demo's Psychiatrist : Oh dear
[17:15:09] Demo's Psychiatrist : your baby is overdue by now
[17:15:19] @ Sophia Wyse : All this time, I thought it was Ric. Alas, it was a bar of chocolate
[17:15:19] Demo's Psychiatrist : what shape was the chocolate bar?
[17:15:23] @ Sophia Wyse : So much for love.
[17:15:41] Demo Matimarcan : A rectangle.
[17:17:07] Demo Matimarcan : Wait, what?!
[17:17:17] Lettika Snow : ..
[17:17:50] @ Sophia Wyse : lol
[17:18:00] Demo's Psychiatrist : Hm.
[17:18:09] Demo's Psychiatrist : Did it have any filling?
[17:18:23] Iva Popov has been disconnected on Mon 5 Dec 2011 - 17:18 (session timeout)
[17:19:11] Demo Matimarcan : Mmmm.... no...
[17:19:24] Demo Matimarcan : It had rocks on it though.
[17:19:31] Demo Matimarcan : For crunchy flavor.
[17:19:34] Lettika Snow : Psych, I'm pretty sure you're a psychiatrist, not a doctor
[17:20:02] Demo's Psychiatrist : Hmm.
[17:20:17] Demo's Psychiatrist : Have you been sleeping with any stuffed animals?
[17:21:00] Demo's Psychiatrist :
[17:21:04] Demo Matimarcan : What does this have to do with anything?!
[17:21:30] Demo's Psychiatrist : Well
[17:21:41] Demo's Psychiatrist : one of your stuffed animals may be a shapeshifter in disguise---
[17:21:55] * Sophia Wyse snorts
[17:21:59] Demo's Psychiatrist :
[17:22:02] Demo's Psychiatrist : dammit
[17:22:16] Demo Matimarcan : I... I don't... I can't even...
[17:22:43] Demo's Psychiatrist :
[17:22:49] @ Sophia Wyse : That dream about horseback riding wasn't a dream...

[18:15:53] Evangeline Wood : Okay truth or dare
[18:16:10] Tesla Gordon : truth
[18:17:30] Evangeline Wood : Hmm
[18:18:09] Evangeline Wood : If you and Danny was locked in a room, and the only way to get out was to kiss his face off would you do it?
[18:18:51] Tesla Gordon : Sure and I WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY IT TOO. I would rock his world

Just warning you Dan

WELL I WOULD

[18:58:35] @ Melanie McKinnon : DONT MAKE BABIES YET.
[18:58:41] Tesla Gordon : Dan stop with the pokes!
[18:58:43] @ Melanie McKinnon : ARSEN WILL NOT LIKE IT IF I LET YOU MAKE BABIES IN THE CB
[18:59:08] Amaya Pirie : Strictly no baby making, guys
[18:59:13] * Aldan Chaos gets Testicles pregnant
[18:59:19] Tesla Gordon : OI!
[18:59:23] Tesla Gordon : I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS!
[18:59:24] Evangeline Wood : MAKE BABIES!

We are normal

Mel stole my baby from mah belly because I'm her loyal bitch mah baby

[20:34:52] * Tesla Gordon pats her fellow raper.
[20:34:58] Tesla Gordon : *raper
[20:35:02] @ Asric Chaos : well mine was for an end of school concert thing but i didnt wear a cat suit
[20:35:03] Tesla Gordon : *raaper
[20:35:10] Iva Popov joined the chat on Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:35 pm
[20:35:11] Tesla Gordon : *raper
[20:35:17] Tesla Gordon : *rapper
[20:35:19] Tesla Gordon : duuude

I think Arsen is her fellow Raper...