Fail Thread

[08:03:52] Ksenia Sokol : /e looks at Ash "You must be pretty annoyed that the hald wit angel is so eager to post with me yet he whines about posting to you."

[08:04:00] Ashleen D'Angelo : and the question just can't be phrased unbrattily Razz

[08:04:14] Ashleen D'Angelo : ....

[08:04:16] @ Sacha Rusnak : We need to get the hostages de-hostaged

[08:04:23] Ashleen D'Angelo : Nia Razz Barely controled inners here Razz

[08:04:32] Ashleen D'Angelo : don't taunt her Razz

[20:16:23] Viola Seuss : Why does everything want to kill you in Australia
[20:16:29] Ksenia Sokol : I am being very productive this evening
[20:16:31] Anna Tshering : it doesn't.
[20:16:43] Ksenia Sokol : because that is just how things are here
[20:16:47] Ksenia Sokol : literally
[20:17:05] Ksenia Sokol : you can easily be killed in the surf if you dont know how to swim
[20:17:23] Ksenia Sokol : you can get killed by the numerreous poisonous spiders and snakes that live here
[20:17:38] Anna Tshering : thanks for the advice, Nia.
[20:17:42] Ksenia Sokol : australia has almost all of the most poisonous snakes and spiders
[20:17:51] Ksenia Sokol : you're welcome
[20:17:54] Anna Tshering : ALMOST
[20:17:58] Ksenia Sokol : not to mention the sharks
[20:18:05] Anna Tshering : that makes me feel so much better omfg.
[20:18:15] Ksenia Sokol : the almost is still a big list lena
[20:18:17] Sohma Kadaar joined the chat on Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:18 pm
[20:18:34] Ksenia Sokol : so dont come to australia if you want to live
[20:18:42] Anna Tshering :

SKIP~

[20:19:25] Ksenia Sokol : a nice thing about australia that it is not uncommon to see a one foot long lizard in your backyard
[20:19:33] Anna Tshering : ...
[20:19:33] Ksenia Sokol : or some very colourful birds
[20:19:38] * Sohma Kadaar is pounced upon "yes hello lena"
[20:19:43] Anna Tshering : how is the lizard NICE?

[20:28:36] Ksenia Sokol : ONLY AT MY UNIVERSITY YOU CAN GET ACADEMIC CREDIT FOR STUDYING SEX AND BOOZE!
[20:28:46] Anna Tshering :
[20:28:47] Ksenia Sokol : I would
[20:28:49] Savannah Lerran : XD
[20:28:50] Rafe Lambre : Lol
[20:28:53] Anna Tshering : I want to go to Nia's university.

EDITED:
[20:31:51] Ksenia Sokol : not my fault that you keep posting my fails Lena
[20:32:03] Anna Tshering : ...
[20:32:11] Anna Tshering : but Nia
[20:32:13] * Savannah Lerran is high fived
[20:32:17] Anna Tshering : you are excellent at failing.
[20:32:20] Rafe Lambre : ...yes.
[20:32:22] Anna Tshering : colloid.
[20:32:24] Anna Tshering : and tanning.
[20:32:48] Ksenia Sokol : I love the tanning one by the way
[20:32:53] Anna Tshering :
[20:32:56] Ksenia Sokol : and its all my phones fault
[20:32:57] Anna Tshering : I love colloid.
[20:33:05] Ksenia Sokol : I cant help being this hilarious
[20:33:21] Anna Tshering : oh Nia.
[20:33:23] Anna Tshering : soooo modest.

[20:54:46] Ksenia Sokol : what is this ego search thing?
[20:55:21] Anna Tshering : I clicked something
[20:55:27] Anna Tshering : and the URL was like, 'Ego Search.'
[20:55:39] Ksenia Sokol : lol
[20:55:46] Anna Tshering : http://www.hogwartsregenerated.com/search?search_id=egosearch boom.
[20:56:26] Ksenia Sokol : oh I saw that before
[20:56:46] Ksenia Sokol : it is the right name for that thing
[20:57:10] Ksenia Sokol : you know, stalking yourself. The best place to find your ego
[20:57:11] Anna Tshering :
[20:57:20] Anna Tshering : Nia, you're a genius.
[20:57:22] Ksenia Sokol : i noticed that myself today i think
[20:57:42] Ksenia Sokol : am I?
[20:57:56] Anna Tshering :

And on CB2:
5 Sep 12, 01:59 PM
Nia: If you lost your ego or were thinking of discovering it, click here.

omg Nia I love you.

[13:09:44] Casey Donohoe : Oh dear Lord Julian.
[13:09:55] Casey Donohoe : No, not Lord Julian.
[13:10:04] Casey Donohoe : There should be a comma.
[13:10:05] Julian Rousseau : 
[13:10:12] Casey Donohoe : Shut up.
[13:10:31] Roman Ritter : ....

This is what happens when you do not pay attention to other people's plots in the cb

[20:50:35] Ksenia Sokol : so dylora is the only dr relationship that is in a stable condition right now? Razz

[20:51:04] Alora McCall : yeah, I think so, Nia. Razz

[20:51:33] Ksenia Sokol : We should have a message for Durmstrang student saying something like "Be forewarned, someone has cursed the romantic relationship of those that reside here. Be very careful."

[20:51:55] Alora McCall : Razz

[20:52:13] Ksenia Sokol : seriosly though Razz

[20:52:27] Ksenia Sokol : if we have that magazine that we talked about before that would go in there Razz

[20:52:28] Alora McCall : there totally should be a message like that.

[20:52:43] Dylan Veer : lol

[20:52:59] Dylan Veer : I would like Dylora to stay this way

[20:53:13] * Dylan Veer snogs Lora

[20:53:16] Alora McCall : me too.

[20:53:39] Ksenia Sokol : what else is happening around durmstrang now

[20:53:41] * Alora McCall is snogged and snogs back.

[20:53:45] Ksenia Sokol : rhena are breaking up again

[20:53:56] Ksenia Sokol : tre and ash broke up and are dating other people

[20:54:06] * Dylan Veer throws a post towards Nia

[20:54:10] Alora McCall : and Frait is also kind of messed up now...

[20:54:11] Dylan Veer : uh

[20:54:16] Dylan Veer : Kait and Frodo is like...

[20:54:22] Alora McCall : woah, who's Tre dating?!

[20:54:24] Ksenia Sokol : yep, because of that kiss Razz

[20:54:25] Dylan Veer : Kait left without a note

[20:54:29] * Ksenia Sokol catches the post

[20:54:37] Dylan Veer : she won't come back till' late seventh yea

[20:54:38] Dylan Veer : r

[20:54:38] Ksenia Sokol : Tre is dating me Razz

[20:54:47] Ksenia Sokol : where have you been for the last few weeks? Razz

[20:54:50] Alora McCall : ...

[20:54:55] Dylan Veer : SCHOOL

[20:55:03] Ksenia Sokol : We are fake dating

[20:55:07] * Ksenia Sokol huggles Kait

[20:55:13] Ksenia Sokol : that has been the plan for weeks

[20:55:18] * Dylan Veer is huggled

[20:55:27] Ksenia Sokol : and it sort of worked out very quickly after Ksenia slapped cai

[20:05:17] * Casey Donohoe is alone.
[20:06:07] Casey Donohoe : Soooooooooooo alone.
[20:06:25] * Casey Donohoe whistles absentminded lay.
[20:06:38] Casey Donohoe : *absentmindedly
[20:07:25] Casey Donohoe : Let me introduce you to my party people, in the cluuuub. Hah, hah, hah
[20:08:48] Tara Mclaughlin joined the chat on Sat 15 Sep - 20:08
[20:08:58] Casey Donohoe : I'm loose. I get off the chain, baby it's the truth.
[20:09:03] Casey Donohoe : Oh, hi Tara!
[20:09:13] * Tara Mclaughlin waves
[20:09:43] * Casey Donohoe tackle hugsTara.
[20:09:45] Casey Donohoe : 
[20:09:54] Casey Donohoe : I was ALOOOOOONE!!!!
[20:10:03] Casey Donohoe : But it's ok, I have cake.
[20:10:14] * Casey Donohoe noms
[20:11:13] Casey Donohoe : ...I think I scared her...
[20:11:52] Casey Donohoe : ...I'm like Inception, I play with your brain
[20:11:57] Casey Donohoe : I don't s
[20:12:06] Casey Donohoe : Keep or snooze
[20:12:13] Casey Donohoe : *sleep
[20:12:37] Lachlan McCullioch joined the chat on Sat 15 Sep - 20:12
[20:12:37] Casey Donohoe : D-d-d-don't get it confused, no
[20:12:46] Casey Donohoe : Cause you will lose yeah
[20:12:58] Casey Donohoe : Hii!!!
[20:13:26] Lachlan McCullioch : Hullo.
[20:13:38] Casey Donohoe : Now p-p-p-p-p-pump it up, back it up like a Tonka truck, dale.
[20:13:47] Casey Donohoe : Yay for singing to myself!!!!
[20:14:24] Casey Donohoe : What's up?
[20:15:15] Casey Donohoe : Did I scare you too?
[20:15:45] Lachlan McCullioch : Nope.
[20:15:58] Casey Donohoe : Oh, ok. I think I scared Tara away.
[20:16:31] Lachlan McCullioch : Oh?
[20:16:56] Casey Donohoe : It's not my fault!!!!!
[20:17:02] * Casey Donohoe hides und a rock.

[17:30:04] Juliet J. Jones : I hadn't heard it before either
[17:30:09] Juliet J. Jones : buuut, I figured it out
[17:30:13] Bree Archer : You guys suck
[17:30:13] Juliet J. Jones : since I'm a genious
[17:30:19] Juliet J. Jones : who can's spell genius

[17:36:24] Kaci McQueen : Don't make it be like twilight
[17:36:24] Juliet J. Jones : if he was getting together with Bree
[17:36:27] Kaci McQueen : Brock- Jacob
[17:36:29] * Juliet J. Jones nods
[17:36:30] Kaci McQueen : Eli- Edward
[17:36:36] Bree Archer : XD
[17:36:37] * Sebastien Derosier sighs
[17:36:39] Bree Archer : YES TWILIGHT
[17:36:39] Kaci McQueen : Kalle- Bella (just a better version)
[17:36:42] Juliet J. Jones : DO NOT MAKE MY PLOT TWILIGHT
[17:36:46] Juliet J. Jones : OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU
[17:36:48] Juliet J. Jones : AGAIN

[17:37:52] Juliet J. Jones : ...
[17:37:59] Juliet J. Jones : I don't remember what I was going to 'no'
[17:38:02] * Juliet J. Jones frowns
[17:38:13] Bree Archer : No to Twilight?
[17:38:13] Juliet J. Jones : .....I WANT....
[17:38:27] Juliet J. Jones : to post... with people who don't need to post D:
[17:38:35] Juliet J. Jones : I think thats our problem here
[17:38:44] * Juliet J. Jones rolls about CB restlessly
[17:38:50] Juliet J. Jones : YOU PUT THAT IN THE FAIL THREAD YOU LOSERS!
[17:38:52] Juliet J. Jones : GOD
[17:38:58] Juliet J. Jones : I"M NEVER TALKING TO ANY OF YOU AGAIN
[17:39:01] Juliet J. Jones : JUST
[17:39:02] Juliet J. Jones : lgfhfjdhg
[17:39:12] Kaci McQueen : ... that was quick
[17:39:15] Juliet J. Jones has logged off the chat on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:39 pm : SHUUUNNNED! SHUUNNNEED
[17:39:21] * Kaci McQueen blinks
[17:39:28] Bree Archer : ...........
[17:39:41] Bree Archer : IT WASNT ME
[17:39:49] Bree Archer : Kaiiittt.
[17:39:55] Kaci McQueen : http://www.hogwartsregenerated.com/t1211p255-fail-thread
[17:40:06] * Sebastien Derosier tsks at kaci
[17:40:15] Juliet J. Jones joined the chat on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:40 pm
[17:40:22] Juliet J. Jones : ....
[17:40:25] Juliet J. Jones : I was going to switch
[17:40:30] * Kaci McQueen smirks and sits on Jae
[17:40:30] Juliet J. Jones : but I didn't even know who to go to
[17:40:32] Juliet J. Jones : sooo
[17:40:34] Juliet J. Jones : yeah
[17:40:37] Kaci McQueen : lol
[17:40:49] Juliet J. Jones : ighghg
[17:40:58] Juliet J. Jones : I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME'S TRYING TO DIIEEEEE
[17:41:03] Kaci McQueen : I love how the post above that one is me posting a fail of JJeh
[17:41:04] Juliet J. Jones : ... OR MAYBE JUST CLAW ITS WAY OUT
[17:41:05] Kaci McQueen : lol
[17:41:08] Juliet J. Jones : GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[17:41:30] * Juliet J. Jones sobs in the corner "Whhhy am I brokennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
[17:42:00] Kaci McQueen : oh my god I am getting a really bad southern accent
[17:42:29] Juliet J. Jones : .... I think sitting on this sit is really ruining my mental santiy
[17:42:36] Juliet J. Jones : .......
[17:42:42] Juliet J. Jones : I think I need to like
[17:42:44] Juliet J. Jones : take a break
[17:42:48] Juliet J. Jones : just for... sanity sake
[17:42:49] * Kaci McQueen switches the i and t for JJeh
[17:42:57] Juliet J. Jones : SHHH
[17:42:59] Juliet J. Jones : YOU SAWWW NOTHING
[17:43:01] Juliet J. Jones : NOTHING
[17:43:16] Bree Archer : o.o
[17:43:19] Juliet J. Jones : anyone else understand my sudden cap lock obsession?
[17:43:22] Juliet J. Jones : Cause I don't
[17:43:23] Juliet J. Jones : I really
[17:43:25] Juliet J. Jones : really
[17:43:26] Juliet J. Jones : really
[17:43:27] Juliet J. Jones : don't
[17:43:31] Bree Archer : I SEE CRAZINESS
[17:43:32] * Sebastien Derosier yawns
[17:43:35] Bree Archer : WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE GURL
[17:43:42] * Juliet J. Jones cries some more "Soooombody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
[17:43:51] Juliet J. Jones : I DON'T KNOW
[17:43:54] Juliet J. Jones : I DON'T KNOW!
[17:43:57] Juliet J. Jones : I mean
[17:44:00] Juliet J. Jones : I was fine most of the day
[17:44:02] Kaci McQueen : I am so temptended to post this convo in the fail thread
[17:44:06] Juliet J. Jones : then I took that half nap
[17:44:12] Bree Archer : DO IT KAIT
[17:44:13] Juliet J. Jones : and then you people woke me up...
[17:44:15] Kaci McQueen : talking about how JJeh is loosing her sanity
[17:44:22] Juliet J. Jones : and I was grumpy but... got over it
[17:44:25] Kaci McQueen : and that was a bad fail..
[17:44:34] Juliet J. Jones : ... then I got bored on here so I read my book
[17:44:43] Juliet J. Jones : .....
[17:44:47] Juliet J. Jones : Then I got bored of my book
[17:45:00] Juliet J. Jones : And my dad pissed me off a bit (But I think that was residual form the bored)
[17:45:03] Juliet J. Jones : and-and
[17:45:05] Juliet J. Jones : hgslkjhgjkfdhgdjf
[17:45:08] Juliet J. Jones : THEN I JUST CAME BACK HERE
[17:45:11] Juliet J. Jones : AND DID ALL THIS
[17:45:15] * Juliet J. Jones flails
[17:45:33] Bree Archer : Here;
[17:45:34] Bree Archer : http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wosfY2A41r1ibsxo1_400.gif
[17:45:37] Juliet J. Jones : Handler really kind of feels like crying now

JJeh is just loosing her sanity....

[23:32:43] Vera Parker : I also
[23:32:50] Vera Parker : came up with some random ass excuse
[23:32:52] Julian Rousseau : >_>
[23:32:57] Vera Parker : that really Crouch Jr
[23:32:59] Vera Parker : was the doctor
[23:33:04] Vera Parker : and voldemort was an island
[23:33:04] Julian Rousseau : NIIIGGHHTTTT
[23:33:09] Vera Parker : and thats why he's in that movie
[23:33:21] Vera Parker : .... I meant to flush that out into a crack fic at some point
[23:33:24] Vera Parker : ..... never did
[23:33:25] Julian Rousseau : an island?
[23:33:27] Vera Parker : NIIIIIIIIIGHTTT
[23:33:28] Karma Black : voldemort was an... island...
[23:33:33] Vera Parker : ....
[23:33:35] Vera Parker : Alien
[23:33:39] Vera Parker : was what I was going for
[23:33:40] Vera Parker : don't
[23:33:46] Vera Parker : know how i got island
[23:33:46] Dylan Veer : island?
[23:33:51] Vera Parker : we don't talk about this every again
[23:33:54] Vera Parker : AND KAIT
[23:33:57] Julian Rousseau : XD
[23:34:00] Vera Parker : THTA MEANS YOU KEEP YOU CLICKY FINGERES
[23:34:07] Vera Parker : AWAY FROM THE BLOODY FAIL THREAD!
[23:34:12] Vera Parker : ...
[23:34:15] Vera Parker : that goes for all of you
[23:34:18] Karma Black : VOLDEMORT ISLAND
[23:34:33] Karma Black : I don't have clicky fingers
[23:34:38] * Julian Rousseau dies laughing
[23:34:40] Vera Parker : buuuut, Kaits the reason I'm the last like
[23:34:42] Vera Parker : three fails there
[23:34:43] Vera Parker : soooo
[23:34:46] * Dylan Veer smiles innocently. "Why would I do that?"
[23:34:51] Vera Parker : I'm going to yell at her specifically
[23:35:06] Vera Parker : NOW I AM GOING TO FIND MY CHAPSTICK
[23:35:08] Julian Rousseau : I can't actually click
[23:35:09] Vera Parker : THIS IS TICKING ME OFF
[23:35:15] * Dylan Veer dies of laughter
[23:35:20] Vera Parker : IF I SEE THIS IN THE FAIL THREAD
[23:35:22] Vera Parker : I will murder
[23:35:27] Dylan Veer : I'm sorry, but I am really tempted to post this in the fail thread
[23:35:29] Vera Parker : whoever is the person who put it htere
[23:35:31] Vera Parker : *there
[23:35:33] Dylan Veer : it could make some poor souls day


Clickey fingers

[21:10:41] Vera Parker : sooo
[21:10:42] Vera Parker : the button
[21:10:52] Vera Parker : right about my boobs was undone
[21:10:58] Vera Parker : not awkward or anything
[21:11:01] Vera Parker : -_-




I'm going to miss Jilly so much.

[15:26:35 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : ...why did I think this w a good idea again
[15:27:07 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : ...meow...
[15:27:36 12/10/12] * Casey Donohoe rolls aimlessly around the cb.
[15:28:06 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Oh he gave up on arrows
[15:28:12 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : A long, long time ago
[15:28:19 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Turns out I'm too hard to hit
[15:28:25 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : So he put away his bow
[15:28:33 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : I might just keep running
[15:28:39 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : From here to Rimbuktu
[15:28:46 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : *Timbuktu
[15:28:56 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Cause he gave up on arrows
[15:29:08 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : AND I AIN'T BULLETPROOF.
[15:29:24 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Oh, Cupid's got a shotgun
[15:29:31 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Aiming at my heart
[15:29:44 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : I been dodging bullets, I been hiding in the dark
[15:29:53 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Sawed off double barrel
[15:30:00 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Trigger-happy as can be
[15:30:17 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Cupid's got a shotgun and he's pointing it at me.
[15:31:23 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : ...this is sad.
[15:32:36 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Yep.
[15:33:03 12/10/12] * Casey Donohoe rocks back and forth on her heels.
[15:35:13 12/10/12] * Casey Donohoe runs away to YouTube.
[15:45:22 12/10/12] * Casey Donohoe runs out of new YouTube videos to watch.
[15:45:28 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Sigh.
[15:46:05 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : La la la la la la....
[15:48:47 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : I'm just gonna go... Stalk peoples' posts now...
[15:53:05 12/10/12] Alexander Bloodbayne : or u can talk 2 ur sexi british friend
[15:53:32 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Hey sexy Britsh friend.
[15:53:55 12/10/12] * Casey Donohoe jumps on Alex
[15:54:05 12/10/12] Alexander Bloodbayne : oh shit i have to go.
[15:54:11 12/10/12] Alexander Bloodbayne : big party thing
[15:54:18 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : NOOOOOO!!!!
[15:54:23 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Ugh, fine.
[15:54:34 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : 
[15:54:58 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Bye.
[15:59:48 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Dah Dah Dah Dah...
[16:01:42 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : I'm boooooooored.
[16:04:32 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Cmdwjncisjdnciosncuohsadnc
[16:09:11 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : This is getting ridiculous.
[16:09:18 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Just a little.
[16:09:29 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : And I'm officially alone again.
[16:11:29 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : SOMEONE TALK TO ME!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeaase?
[16:12:53 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : I'll give you a cookie,
[16:14:40 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Come on, I'm even bribing here!!!!
[16:15:38 12/10/12] Jamie Malfoy : hey casey
[16:16:49 12/10/12] * Jamie Malfoy sits on Casey
[16:16:56 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Hi hi HI!!!
[16:17:09 12/10/12] Casey Donohoe : Someone to talk to, yayayay!!!!!
[16:17:20 12/10/12] Jamie Malfoy : someone seems excited to talk to me
[16:17:26 12/10/12] Jamie Malfoy : 

[13:18:37] Alexandra Lamoureux : Your ass looks funny.
[13:18:43] Minos Hansoff : how would you know that?
[13:18:49] Ksenia Sokol : YOU PEOPLE!
[13:18:51] Alexandra Lamoureux : I have my ways of knowing.
[13:18:58] Ksenia Sokol : LEFT ME WITHOUT A WORD LAST NIGHT!
[13:19:04] Minos Hansoff : are you saying that you're behind me?
[13:19:09] Minos Hansoff : oh geez, Nia
[13:19:19] Minos Hansoff : blame life.
[13:19:25] Minos Hansoff : LIFE IS BLAMED FOR ALL.
[13:19:31] Ksenia Sokol : what on eaarht happened there?
[13:19:40] Minos Hansoff : IT GIVES ME CRAPPY SHITS, AND NOODLEs.
[13:19:41] Minos Hansoff : *shirts
[13:19:42] Minos Hansoff : omfg
[13:19:43] Minos Hansoff : I SWEAR
[13:19:43] * Ksenia Sokol huggles both
[13:19:51] Tara Middleton joined the chat on Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:19 pm
[13:19:53] Minos Hansoff : I will write 'shits' instead of 'shirts' one day.
[13:19:59] Alexandra Lamoureux : You are so brilliant.
[13:20:15] Ksenia Sokol : lol

[13:22:07] Minos Hansoff : do you know I'm already at the age of consent in Austria?
[13:22:24] Ksenia Sokol : what O.o
[13:22:30] Alexandra Lamoureux : ...
[13:22:34] Ksenia Sokol : 14 is the age of consent in austria O.o
[13:22:51] Minos Hansoff : and in Denmark, according to more than one source, having sex before the age of 14 is common
[13:22:54] Minos Hansoff : or something like that.
[13:23:10] Ksenia Sokol : O.o
[13:23:17] Minos Hansoff : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Austria
[13:23:19] Minos Hansoff : boom
[13:23:31] Minos Hansoff : The age of consent in The Kingdom of Denmark is 15
[13:23:59] Minos Hansoff : The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 21 does not exploit a 14–15 year-old person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, in which case a conviction of an individual over the age of 21 requires a complaint from the younger individual; being over 21 and engaging in sexual relations with a minor of that age does not constitute an offense in and of itself.
[13:24:08] Minos Hansoff : LENA IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN
[13:24:10] Minos Hansoff : KTHXBAI
[13:24:16] Alexandra Lamoureux : ...
[13:24:32] Tara Middleton : Miss Alexandria?
[13:24:35] Marcel Luc Chevalier joined the chat on Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:24 pm
[13:24:53] Alexandra Lamoureux : No.
[13:24:58] Alexandra Lamoureux : WE ALL AGREED RHENA DID IT.
[13:25:01] Alexandra Lamoureux : NOT ANYONE ELSE
[13:25:04] Alexandra Lamoureux : OK?
[13:25:06] Alexandra Lamoureux : HEY MARCEL.
[13:25:21] Minos Hansoff : In Indonesia the national age of consent for heterosexual sexual activity is 19 years for males and 16 years for females.
[13:25:23] Minos Hansoff : wait WHAT
[13:25:34] Minos Hansoff : The national age of consent in Japan is 13 as specified by the Japanese Penal Code Articles 176 and 177
[13:25:36] Minos Hansoff : EVEN MORE WHAT
[13:26:02] Alexandra Lamoureux : O_O
[13:26:40] Tara Middleton : miss Lamouroux
[13:26:42] Ksenia Sokol : what O.o
[13:26:43] Ksenia Sokol : 13
[13:26:46] Ksenia Sokol : omg
[13:26:49] Marcel Luc Chevalier : I here but distracted... Crocheting

Lena you weird person. WHY.

KSEMEON HAS NOW REACHED APPROVAL STAGES!

[20:51:02] Lena Vorstenbach : Dani and Ray is like, my OTP.
[20:51:06] Ksenia Sokol : no!
[20:51:18] Ksenia Sokol : no incest outside the volans family!
[20:51:21] Lena Vorstenbach : holy shit, the SCANDALOUS Lamoureux family.
[20:51:25] Ksenia Sokol : than you very much
[20:51:26] Lena Vorstenbach : OUTSIDE THE VOLANS FAMILY.
[20:51:29] Ksenia Sokol : thats our family thing
[20:51:32] Lena Vorstenbach : OUTSIDE THE VOLANS FAMILY.
[20:51:42] Lena Vorstenbach : YOU APPROVE OF THE KSEMEON? :O
[20:51:45] Ksenia Sokol :
[20:51:58] Rosetta LaCross :
[20:52:00] Rosetta LaCross : DUDE
[20:52:01] Rosetta LaCross : NO
[20:52:07] Rosetta LaCross : ...
[20:52:08] Ksenia Sokol : I am just saying that it is a Volans family thing
[20:52:12] Lena Vorstenbach : ...
[20:52:12] Rosetta LaCross : i want to revive nat now
[20:52:21] Ksenia Sokol : however it is
[20:52:24] Lena Vorstenbach : THAT MEANS YOU DO APPROVE.
[20:52:31] Rosetta LaCross : DUDES WHY YOU MAKE ME REVIVE
[20:52:31] Lena Vorstenbach : A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[20:52:35] Lena Vorstenbach : VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[20:52:36] Ksenia Sokol : or you can do something in that direction in your next post as meon
[20:52:37] * Lena Vorstenbach bounces.
[20:52:43] Lena Vorstenbach : THANK YOU
[20:52:43] Lena Vorstenbach : THANK YOU
[20:52:48] Lena Vorstenbach : NIA YOU ARE AMAZING
[20:52:51] Rosetta LaCross :
[20:52:55] Rosetta LaCross : omfg
[20:53:00] Ksenia Sokol :
[20:53:09] Ksenia Sokol : its not going to be very serious though
[20:53:16] Ksenia Sokol : Ksenia has a man
[20:53:37] Lena Vorstenbach : ...
[20:53:38] Rosetta LaCross :
[20:53:41] Rosetta LaCross : MY CAKE
[20:53:43] Ksenia Sokol : I told yo guys I will cave in to something by the end of the year

[17:54:18] Ksenia Raske joined the chat on Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:54 pm

[17:57:20] Ksenia Raske has logged off the chat on Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:57 pm

[17:59:33] Alora McCall joined the chat on Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:59 pm

[17:59:43] Alora McCall has logged off the chat on Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:59 pm

[18:09:34] Ashling Vorstenbach joined the chat on Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:09 pm

[18:09:46] Ashling Vorstenbach : I am loving this tag game.

[18:11:35] Ashling Vorstenbach : yes

[18:11:44] Ashling Vorstenbach : let's play the LET'S LEAVE RORA ALONE GAME

[18:14:01] Ashling Vorstenbach : okay

[18:14:04] Ashling Vorstenbach : this game is getting old.

[18:14:06] Ashling Vorstenbach : SOMEONE

[18:14:07] Ashling Vorstenbach : ANYONE

[18:14:08] Ashling Vorstenbach : GET ON

[18:14:33] Ksenia Raske joined the chat on Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:14 pm

[18:14:33] Ksenia Raske has logged off the chat on Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:14 pm

[18:14:57] Ashling Vorstenbach : NIA

[18:15:04] * Ashling Vorstenbach pulls Nia on, 'DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE.'

[21:33:09 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : I'm rereading the Obernewtyn series
[21:33:13 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : and I'm having all these feels.
[21:33:14 31/10/12] * Ashling Vorstenbach sobs.
[21:33:44 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : So many feels.-.
[21:34:18 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : I CANNOT
[21:34:21 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : and then TELLIE
[21:34:24 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : how on EARTH...
[21:34:52 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : AH THE FEELS. THEY'RE CHASING ME!
[21:35:20 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : D:
[21:35:22 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : THE FEEL TRUCK.
[21:35:23 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : adjskfhdkjashfkas
[21:35:30 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : Just drowning in feels.
[21:35:42 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : you can't drown in a truck
[21:35:44 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : ... can you?
[21:35:59 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : ...depends what's in the truck!
[21:36:07 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : If it's like, water, or wet cement...
[21:36:12 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : Then you could drown.
[21:36:12 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : ... um
[21:36:14 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : it's like,
[21:36:18 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : A SEA OF FEELS
[21:36:26 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : A SEA OF FEELS CONTAINED IN A TRUCK OF FEELS
[21:36:30 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : THEN YOU CAN DROWN IN IT! D:
[21:36:39 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : ...that is a lot of feels
[21:36:49 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : INFINITE FEELS
[21:37:09 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : FEELS, FEELS EVERYWHERE!
[21:38:15 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : :O
[21:38:36 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : ...they're closing in on me, Rora;(
[21:39:02 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : YOU CAN'T
[21:39:06 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : GET AWAY FEELS
[21:39:08 31/10/12] * Ashling Vorstenbach shoots feels.
[21:39:31 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : it''s like they're multiplying.-.
[21:40:09 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : ... what, feels are cells now?
[21:40:12 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : MEET THE FEEL CELLS
[21:40:20 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : ...must be
[21:40:22 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : THEY CAUSE AN INCURABLE DISEASE NAMED FEEL-I-TUS.
[21:40:44 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : AND I HAVE A BAD CASE OF FEEL-I-TUS.
[21:41:03 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : D:
[21:41:06 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : WE MUST BRING YOU
[21:41:13 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : TO THE FEEL HOSPITAL
[21:41:31 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : DUM DA DUM!
[21:42:17 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : :O
[21:42:18 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : REEEEEEEEEV
[21:42:26 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : HELP ME SHIP JESS TO THE FEEEEEEEEL HOSPITAL.
[21:43:10 31/10/12] * Ellie Perdice faints from all the feels.
[21:43:37 31/10/12] * Ashling Vorstenbach cries, 'SOMEONE HELP HER.'
[21:43:57 31/10/12] * Frodo Moria helps Rora take Jess to the feel hospital
[21:44:21 31/10/12] Frodo Moria : I AM ALSO COMING! I NEED TO COME!
[21:44:47 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : Tellie is awesome and all that, BUT I CANT TAKE THE FEELS.
[21:45:24 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : D:
[21:45:28 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : I CANNOT TAKE ANY FEELS
[21:45:48 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : AAAH!
[21:45:57 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : ...am I still alive?
[21:46:10 31/10/12] Ashling Vorstenbach : yeah.
[21:46:40 31/10/12] Ellie Perdice : yey

[12:10:31] Aurmerle Pyrrhos : and im back!

[12:10:38] Louis DuBois : MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

[12:10:40] Aurmerle Pyrrhos : just before i died

[12:11:01] Ruslan Leverett : ...that's AJ, Danie Razz

[12:11:12] Louis DuBois : ....

[12:11:13] Aurmerle Pyrrhos : O.o

[12:11:16] Louis DuBois : I didn't say that.

[12:11:18] Louis DuBois : KAY.

[12:11:20] Louis DuBois : ...

[12:11:31] Louis DuBois : i'm going to go die now, cause i'm embarssed.

[12:11:33] Louis DuBois has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:11 pm : '

I LOVE YOU DANIE <3

[21:46:18] Alise Rusnak joined the chat on Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:46 pm
[21:46:24] Alise Rusnak : KICK ME KARMA
[21:46:29] Alise Rusnak : Tovia me.
[21:46:47] Alise Rusnak has been kicked by Karma Black
[21:46:50] @ Karma Black : oh.
[21:46:52] @ Karma Black : whoops
[21:47:02] Kendera James : awk
[21:47:06] Tovia has been kicked by Karma Black

[10:56:21] Antoni Brown : HELLO
[10:56:24] Chuck Bass : hey Antoni
[10:56:30] Antoni Brown : Finally home <3
[10:56:32] Antoni Brown : I'm Kait
[10:56:35] Chuck Bass : uhm do I know youu? O.o
[10:56:39] Chuck Bass : MANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:56:49] Antoni Brown : KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT
[10:56:54] Antoni Brown : ... wait
[10:56:56] * Chuck Bass tackles Manda, 'D'you know Ashling's stuck in a come for the rest of the year? Did you? Did youuu?'
[10:57:00] Antoni Brown : I just called to myself O.o
[10:57:02] Antoni Brown : LENNNNNNNNNAAAAA
[10:57:12] Chuck Bass : *condom

[12:57:10] Ksenia Raske joined the chat on Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:57 pm
[12:57:11] * Ashling Edmunds 's inner kicks Dylan and Lora apart.
[12:57:16] Ashling Edmunds : ILU NIA
[12:57:22] Ksenia Raske : my internet turned off
[12:57:37] * Dylan Veer kicks back and kisses Lor's neck
[12:57:44] Dylan Veer : Hate it when it does that
[12:58:23] * Alora McCall is being seduced and kicked....?
[12:58:49] * Ksenia Raske cuddles Lena
[12:58:58] * Dylan Veer shrugs and kisses her again. "Just go along with the flow."
[12:59:04] Ksenia Raske : she wasnt kicking you
[12:59:11] * Ashling Edmunds cuddles back.
[12:59:14] Ksenia Raske : or she was ;P
[12:59:15] Ashling Edmunds : ...
[12:59:17] Ashling Edmunds : yes I was.
[12:59:19] Ashling Edmunds : omg Nia.
[12:59:24] Ksenia Raske :

[18:28:40] Kendera James : what do the Brits call elementary school?
[18:28:45] Kendera James : grammar school?
[18:28:47] Dylan Veer : we like listening to you talk
[18:28:47] Nate Ashwood : Primary school
[18:29:01] Kendera James : Primary
[18:29:03] Nate Ashwood : No grammar schools are different
[18:29:08] Kendera James : right.
[18:29:17] Juliet Jones : But.... I loook like I don't have an off button
[18:29:19] Juliet Jones : or something
[18:29:34] Afonka Alkaev : what's grammer school?
[18:29:36] Juliet Jones : when all you see is "Yellow, yellow, yellow" and nothing else D:
[18:29:37] Nate Ashwood : Why?
[18:29:38] Kendera James : kk
[18:29:49] Juliet Jones : School for learning Grammer, Duuuuhhhh
[18:29:52] Kendera James : because I wanna be accurate
[18:29:53] Nate Ashwood : A grammar school is a type of school, it basically means that its selective
[18:29:57] * Juliet Jones is a smart ass
[18:29:59] Afonka Alkaev :
[18:30:01] Nate Ashwood : No, JJeh.
[18:30:11] Kendera James : ... Miss Smart Ass
[18:30:18] Kendera James : You misspelled 'grammar'

[21:31:59] Ksenia Sokol : kdrnis slmost made me vry when she was depersed
[21:32:05] Ksenia Sokol : ksenia*
[21:32:08] Ashling Edmunds : ...
[21:32:14] Ashling Edmunds : brb dying

the mystery of my weird accent

[18:10:03] Ksenia Sokol : all our technology is great but the only thing we have to complain about is the speed of our internet
[18:10:11] Ashling Edmunds :
[18:10:22] Ashling Edmunds : AIYO
[18:10:25] Ashling Edmunds : WAAAAH, NIA
[18:10:31] Ashling Edmunds : SO UNGRATEFUL ONE
[18:10:37] Iris Grayson : THIS IS ME
[18:10:39] Iris Grayson : https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/378955_390312797710088_472797670_n.jpg
[18:10:40] Ashling Edmunds : YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR INTERNET YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR FATHER O
[18:10:44] Ashling Edmunds : AIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:11:12] Iris Grayson : ....
[18:11:42] Ashling Edmunds : WAH~ THREE DOTS ONE OH REV
[18:11:46] Ashling Edmunds : WHY YOU SO OFFENDED
[18:11:48] Iris Grayson : complain about her father? o_O
[18:11:53] Ashling Edmunds : I AM TEACHING YOU ALL A LESSON AH?
[18:11:57] Iris Grayson : ...
[18:12:11] Ashling Edmunds : YOU BREAK YOUR CHAIR YOU PAY THIRTY DOLLARS ONE
[18:12:12] * Iris Grayson backs away from Rora.
[18:12:18] Ashling Edmunds : YOU BREAK YOUR BACK YOU BREAK YOU LIFE ONE
[18:12:22] Iris Grayson : Niaaaa, Taraaa, help
[18:12:36] * Tara Middleton leads Iris away
[18:12:52] * Ashling Edmunds shakes her head and tuts at Rev.
[18:13:07] Iris Grayson : i don't understand what the fuck you are yelling, Rora.
[18:13:26] Ashling Edmunds : AIYO
[18:13:30] Ashling Edmunds : GOT GOODLE TRANSLATE MAH

Juli the manwhore

[12:52:59] Julian Rousseau joined the chat on Sun 2 Dec - 12:52
[12:53:12] Brock Veni Cox : SSAAAAAAAAAAAAV
[12:53:18] Casey Donohoe : Pretty Boy!
[12:53:20] Julian Rousseau : KKAAARRRRMMMMMM
[12:53:28] Julian Rousseau : Space Case!
[12:53:35] Casey Donohoe :
[12:53:47] Hunter McCoy : so HE'S the guy who originally called you that?
[12:53:59] Hunter McCoy :..or girl. I'm not exactly sure :S
[12:54:06] Hunter McCoy : but I respect you either way.
[12:54:15] Casey Donohoe : Yep.
[12:54:19] Casey Donohoe : And R
[12:54:27] Casey Donohoe : And RL is she.
[12:54:27] Brock Veni Cox : Sav is a man
[12:54:35] Julian Rousseau : shut up
[12:55:03] Adria Mason : heyyy Saavv
[12:55:16] Casey Donohoe : Well the character is a guy, so you couldn't have known.
[12:55:16] Julian Rousseau : LOOORRRRR
[12:55:38] Adria Mason : 
[12:55:45] Julian Rousseau : http://no-light-no-light.tumblr.com/post/37042790228/every-fandom-ever
[12:55:46] Julian Rousseau : 
[12:55:47] Brock Veni Cox : Julian's a boy? D:
[12:55:59] Adria Mason : are we really discussing Sav's sexuality?
[12:56:08] Brock Veni Cox : ew no
[12:56:09] Hunter McCoy : ...
[12:56:19] Brock Veni Cox : we're discussing Sav's gender identity crisis
[12:56:24] Adria Mason : of all the things in the world...
[12:56:33] Julian Rousseau : 
[12:56:44] Casey Donohoe : In anatomy at least Jul is a boy.
[12:56:53] Hunter McCoy : ...
[12:56:54] Julian Rousseau : Jul's a guy
[12:56:56] Julian Rousseau : I'm a girl
[12:57:01] Hunter McCoy : I know THAT.
[12:57:02] Adria Mason : lol
[12:57:10] Hunter McCoy : now, anyway xD
[12:57:16] Brock Veni Cox : what do you know about Jul's anatomy?
[12:57:42] Julian Rousseau : 
[12:57:48] Casey Donohoe : There are enough girls to tell you that if you look anywhere in the general vicinity of France.
[12:58:00] Adria Mason : ....
[12:58:09] Hunter McCoy : ...
[12:58:29] Casey Donohoe : Yep.
[12:58:34] Adria Mason : wow, awesome way of calling Juli a manwhore
[12:58:43] Julian Rousseau : XD
[12:58:48] Hunter McCoy : creative.
[12:58:49] Casey Donohoe : It's the truth!