Texts From Last Night [PG-13]

DOMMI to CHUCK
Yeah? Well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.

ANNA to DANTE
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.

LENA to KAIT
No more drinking with Ker. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial

LENA to KSENIA
This is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.

Tesla about Liliana
My drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly.

GRAYSON TO EYE

Tesla to Iris

You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch.

to

Aw, thanks Tes! That is really something I rarely hear. And for a judgemental bitch, you ain't that half bad.

EYE - GRAYSON
OMG!!! Who??? Is she as nice as you? I did not know! Swear. TELL MEEE!

GRAYSON TO EYE

Her name is Kaitlen and she goes to Durmstrang!!!!!! I don't have anybody to tell except for you, haha. xD YES, SHE IS AWESOME! But we shouted at each other like crazy when we first found out...and you know how loud and stubborn I can be.

EYE - GRAYSON
WOW! That is so much fun! I know right! Great to know you're happy. Aww. I wish I had at least a sibling. Better yet, a sister. Xl Ah well, anyone can be treated as my sister. RIGHT? Like you and everyone else! Oooooh, isn't Durmstrang too far away?

GRAYSON TO EYE

HEY, I'M YOUR SISTER OKAY? Yesh, it is. But it's okay, at least I got to meet her. And you know what? She's from Greece...and I actually realized that I know how to speak Greek.

EYE - GRAYSON
Yipieee! Now I'm fine. WAY TO AWESOME!!! Greek? And the beautiful people living in such a majestic country? Woah. So . . . you gonna pay some visit anytime soon? Tell me stories, kay? And teach me that language. A sudden thing for you to have, though. Realizing you can speak in Greek. LOL. How did you two meet BTW?

LENA to RHYS
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.

GRAYSON TO EYE

YES, GREECE! Yeah, I will have to in order to see our mother...but I'm not really looking forward to that. Stories? Definitely! I KNOW, RIGHT?! I ran into her at the streets of Azorat. I heard her talk rapidly in Greek and I was shocked to know that I actually understood some words!

EYE - GRAYSON
That is so unusual! You could have known the whole thing when someone would speak in Greek. And besides, you look something like one. Then what did you say to her? To a stranger you just met?

J. J. to Zach

I stole a Fireplace last night



Ty to Rhys

I found my wallet. It was under the dresser with a note that said "Good Job You Found me." Drunk me is an ass.

EYE - GRAYSON
I am not myself tonight. You'll gonna be shocked when you would pass my by the Entrance Hall at midnight.

EYE - ANNA
Can you pretty please join me in my first-ever drinking session?
Same place that I'll lose my marbles. Meet you all and anyone there.
Gah. I can't believe I'm doing this.

ANNA to EYE
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.

ALINA to ADELE

I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.