Texts From Last Night [PG-13]

LENA to ANYA
If you do the accent, I'll wear the eyepatch.

LENA to HAZELLE
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.

LORA TO QUINN

YESH, WE ARE AMAZING TOGETHER<3 Aw, thanks^^ Ooh, that sounds awesome! You'd get to meet Dyl aaand I'd get to meet Tobias, which is a win-win. Alright, I'll check it with him.

LORA TO QUINN

Shut up, I'm so not blushing. xP Hey, as long as you like him and he's good, I don't mind if he's a vampire or some other form of non-human species. That didn't come out too wrong, did it? I mean really, I don't mind and I'm sure Dyl won't mind either.

LORA TO QUINN

Nope, I'm totally not blushing. Oh, did you tell him that you 'love' him? What'd he say? You're right, he look hot to you but I don't think Dyl would feel the same, haha. Either way, I'm looking forward to it.

LOLITA to herself

"Wine is not your friend."

ADELE to HAZE
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL.

ANNA to CHUCK
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?

Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

LENA to CHUCK about RHYS
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

Camille to Quinn
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!

Alec to Grayson
It's not the fact that I woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me, it's the fact that I have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook.

Charlotte to her Muggle friend
Renamed my iPod as 'the titanic' so when I plug it in, it says 'the titanic is syncing'.

Anya to Lena
Did you get this? I don't know how to work this... What is this contraption called? Is this an email?

Anya to Kait
Can we please make some of those glass charms again? BTW, DROP THE VODKA FROM YOUR HANDS WOMAN!
Oh... band practice at seven p.m.!

Anya to Lora
I might have or might not have stayed up all night to study for OWLS...

Anya to Pally
Oh hi! Remember how awesome you are and that time I gave you some of my crisps?
Okay, well, yeah, I took and ate all the ones under your bed. 'kay, love ya!

DEVYN to AIDEN
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up.

ANNA to GRAYSON about CHUCK
He's trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.

MILLICENT to CHUCK
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...

GRAYSON TO ALEC

Well, since I was the only lucky one to have seen you in a tutu, I thought I'd make people laugh. And FYI, didn't think you knew about Facebook. Ah, I'm so great, yes?

GRAYSON TO TSHERING

Wow Tshering, he likes it rough...just like you! Make sure he fucks you good, especially with his pleasing lip action.

LORA TO ANYA

I'm not really surprised, though I really wish you hadn't. Honestly woman, you need your sleep. Wait till I see you, I'll give you a sleeping potion if I have to. Okay, I won't...but something just as drastic.

Anya to Lora
No! Don't give me anything. I need to study. It's good for me. I need to...

she probably fell asleep and accidentally pressed sent.

Charlotte to Grayson
So I heard this very interesting rumor about you and your boy toy, Alec. Care to tell me about it?

Charlotte to Neil
oops, accidentally sent you a naked picture of me.

GRAYSON TO CHARLOTTE

First of all, he's not my boy toy. And secondly, whatever rumour you heard was probably a lie.

NEIL TO CHARLOTTE

Hm, not bad. But I highly doubt it was an accident, not that I'm complaining. I think you're the first girl to be so brazen with me, keep it up cause you may getting some pictures as well.

Charlotte to Grayson
so there isn't pictures all over facebook of your boy toy in a tutu?
urgh. what a bummer.

Charlotte to Neil
brazen? oh, what a big word. want to come over and explain to me what it means? (;

GRAYSON TO CHARLOTTE

Oh, THAT rumour? Nope, that's true. Just go to my profile (or his) and you'll see the pictures. Though I laughed my ass off, he doesn't look too bad.

NEIL TO CHARLOTTE

I'm pretty sure you already enough words. Though if you insist, I wouldn't dare to argue. Plus, I have a feeling there wouldn't be a lot of explaining.

Charlotte to Grayson
oh, so there's another rumor i haven't heard about?
please, do tell.

Charlotte to Neil
I only know a couple of good words, here and there. I might needs a tutor of some sorts to help me out. Especially in the french language.

GRAYSON TO CHARLOTTE

I don't think the other one is a rumour since me and him had a deal. You wouldn't enjoy it anyway. Let's just say that things got a bit out of control between us.

NEIL TO CHARLOTTE

Well, I wouldn't want to give up a chance to hear you say those words in French. After all, it IS one of the most beautiful languages in the world. I'll definitely consider the option.

MILLICENT to FELIX
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.

TSHERING to GRAYSON
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.

TSHERING to OLIVER
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.

TIMOTHY to FLORENCE
You're the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.

LENA to TESSA
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.

LENA to HAZE
You called me and said "Jethro's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot."

He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.

ADELE to KAIT
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.

TSHERING to FLORENCE
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week.

TIMOTHY to VALERIE
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.

EYE TO GRAYSON & ANNA
Sup? Phone's banned at rehab. For about a year.

Angel to Caleb
Crashing into people carrying liquids is not fun, especially when they pour it all over you.

Storm to herself
Never think someone's gone. They'll be back before you know it.