Herbology Intro

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Herbology. I am Professor Carde. For those of you who are just joining us, I'm assuming it's because you thought this would be an 'easy class'. Nothing more than lounging around pruning bushes. I can assure you that quite the opposite is true. For those of you who are returning, you probably have no remote idea who I am. Well, I'll tell you right now: I am your professor, and you will listen to every instruction I give you, because unlike many of their muggle counterparts, the organisms you will be learning about are all deadly, whether you realize it or not. A pair of rubber gloves could be the difference between good marks and an early grave."